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My Version Of Mr.L.H
Contributed by
honey56
on
Wednesday, 14th May 2008 @ 06:11:22 AM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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If I were a carpenter
I would build me a house
Of straw
I would secretly plant a rubber bone
For that ole wolf
I would hang it over on my porch
With a piece of meat stored within
While that ole wolf thinks he have
A treat
Hell chew, chew, chew
Ill escape out my back door
If that house is blown down
Ill build me a house of glass
And if that ole wolf came to
Break my house of glass
Ill hang a ham hock on the porch
Rubber of course
While he chew and chew
I will disappear in the darkness
If I were a carpenter I will build me
A house of brick
Ill have a peep hole in my front and
Back door
Ill peep, Ill peep for that old bad
Wolf
While that ole wolf chew, chew
I hang a steak on the front porch with
The flavor of chicken
Rubber of course
He will chew and chew
If that ole wolf tries to huff and puff
To blow my house of bricks down
His jaws will be so tired all he can do
Is lay out on the floor
Ill open my door and tell that
Ole bad wolf
Come here you ole bad wolf
Who you be?
Coming around huffing and a
Puffing
Blowing your rubber breath on
My houses
Laughing and feeling so proud
Cause you blew my houses down
Making me run and duct in all
Those dark corners
Slipping, sliding and hiding
In all the wrong places
Until that goat kick me in the
Behind
Hey you ole wolf
By any chance is you that old
Dude
Name L.H Bu
From down in the foggy bottoms,
Swamps and trees and calling yourself
Old L.H.Bu
Hey ole wolf you sure put me in
The mind of that old dude
In disguise
With false teeth and all
Hey, you lost your bottom teeth
Pickin up
Making all those little bug
Eyed ugly babies
Like flies they swarm
Bearing your mark on their heads
So, if I were a carpenter Ill built
You pen
For you and your crew
Fiction
Copyright ©
honey56
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2008-05-14 06:11:22]
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Re: My Version Of Mr.L.H
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by shelby on
Wednesday, 14th May 2008 @ 08:24:26 AM AEST
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This is a neat write....... cool concept throughout it.
Great job here!
Huggers
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