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[sid] => 143369
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => ~My evil twin~
[time] => 2008-06-20 05:31:19
[hometext] => something reckless just posted with reference to a twin brought it all back again ....... enjoy
[bodytext] => Out of the blue this woman appeared a gal who looked identical to me. She turned out to be my evil twin and boy did she bust on me. I started having strange things happen. At first I was paying no mind. Until strange women walked up to me angry as hell stating they would kick my behind. I was attacked in the store and my favorite restraunt. I had a couple car chases. All this crazy stuff going on by people all with strange faces. Then my best friend called the house with a hyped up tone in her voice. She stated she was at the bar lastnight and couldn't believe her eyes. She walked up to the other Michelle and thought that it was me she said she couldn't believe it at first but that explained all the strange mysteries. She drove a car the same as mine minus the 1 J on her license plates. My parents saw her and turned around wanting to pull me over to say hi. So after months of torment I decided to go hunt this witch down. She had been doing some really rotten stuff and it was I who was being attacked allover town. She dated other womans husbands and danced on the bars, she pulled her shirt over her head and went sitting on mens laps in their car. The stories I heard floored me these strange woman did not know, they had the wrong Michelle you see but they never believed my soul. I spent a day looking for her my evil nasty twin I was gonna thump a knot on her head and kick her in the shin. I looked allover Jefferson county went into every bar. Drove up and down houses and streets I looked and looked some more. I never found that bad bad woman and I wished she would move away. I couldnt go anywhere without some big woman trying to bust my face. I finally went and bought a bottle of dye and turned my hair beach blond at least I thought if she kept it up I may not be having ***** off wives trying to beat me up. I finally moved away from there the place of my birth. I often wonder if my evil twin finally got what she deserved. Note: this is truth! She fooled three of my childhood friends, my parents both saw her a brother saw her. I avoided going into town for a month at one point because all these mad woman wanted to kick my **** off! It is funny now but boy it wasn't funny then. I even had a confrontation with my mom with me at the store. The woman took my eggs from my cart and threw them at me! Needless to say my mother was not impressed! Talk about a nightmare... Never have an evil twin! tee hee By then I had had enough so yes I blew my stack and picked up the eggs and threw them back and told her you have the wrong person! We both about kicked out of the store LOL. [comments] => 4 [counter] => 188 [topic] => 54 [informant] => shelby [notes] => Edited for profanity. - Moderator_14 [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => happypoetry )
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