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[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Bump`in Uglies..
[time] => 2008-08-23 01:55:56
[hometext] => its all in fun!
[bodytext] => I was driv`in like my normal self stopped for coffee, at sipp`in Joe`s got back out on the street and took a drink... damn thats hot! I spilt a little in my lap, not pay`in no attention I bumped the back of another car... O`my..I seen this pair of legs come out the drivers side long and tanned.. perfect without a flaw.. Well the rest of Her came out...I better not describe that.. She was someth`in ..about twice as Hot" as that drink I just took. She says..what the hell" is wrong with you..I told Her I don`t know.. but there was a Team" work`in on it.. and as My eyes went from the bottom to the top.. She was the ugliest woman I ever seen. My god...I love you..and at that time I wish I had a chain saw.. I`d a made Myself a foot shorter.. then I asked if She wanted to exchange phone numbers, addresses, e-mail, naked pictures...whatever! "What do you do for a living...I asked...She glanced at Me.. and caught Me looking at Her.. But.. then why is it women are always look`in..to see if your look`in at their.. You know what I mean... Thats the new logo" on my tee-shirts..."I look at women! that should keep Me out of trouble..or get Me knocked-out by some jealous boyfriend, husband, or wanta-be! She was late to work..heading back to get in Her car, I was right behind Her..."here let Me get the door.... She turned around and gave Me a wink" you really are half crazy... aren`t you...I`ll be wearing red" tomorrow... I`m driv`in my insurance company up the wall bump`in uglies is "my thing now... you know... [comments] => 3 [counter] => 264 [topic] => 7 [informant] => crow [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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