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Array ( [sid] => 150069 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Obese Birds [time] => 2009-05-21 23:05:06 [hometext] => [bodytext] => Can you ever imagine
How life would really be
If most birds were obese
And fell from their tree?
Sparrows staggering somehow
Around with bent beaks
Upturned to the sky
Awaiting helpful tweaks!
Alas, when the rain showers
Fall like you wouldn’t believe
You’d see Sparrows wearing snorkels
To help them better breathe!
And then an Albatross
Won’t be able to leave the ground
Due to overeating fish
And turning overly round.
Ducks, when thrown some bread
By children in the park
Would slowly, steadily sink
As surely as a dog does bark!
Swallows they would swallow
Many, too many flies
And end up heavily crashing
From our summer skies.
Then, all the newspapers
On the front page would read:
“We’re Fed up with Obese Birds
Please, Do NOT feed!”
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Obese Birds

Contributed by windowguy on Thursday, 21st May 2009 @ 11:05:06 PM in AEST
Topic: NaturePoetry

Can you ever imagine
How life would really be
If most birds were obese
And fell from their tree?
Sparrows staggering somehow
Around with bent beaks
Upturned to the sky
Awaiting helpful tweaks!
Alas, when the rain showers
Fall like you wouldn’t believe
You’d see Sparrows wearing snorkels
To help them better breathe!
And then an Albatross
Won’t be able to leave the ground
Due to overeating fish
And turning overly round.
Ducks, when thrown some bread
By children in the park
Would slowly, steadily sink
As surely as a dog does bark!
Swallows they would swallow
Many, too many flies
And end up heavily crashing
From our summer skies.
Then, all the newspapers
On the front page would read:
“We’re Fed up with Obese Birds
Please, Do NOT feed!”

Copyright Â© windowguy ... [ 2009-05-21 23:05:06]
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Re: Obese Birds (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Thursday, 21st May 2009 @ 11:43:08 PM AEST
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This is excellent! ! ! Thank you for literally causing me to laugh out loud.

Tim

Re: Obese Birds (User Rating: 1 )
by n2dep2care on Friday, 22nd May 2009 @ 08:59:51 PM AEST
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Very cute and funny! I enjoyed reading your piece! Nice job!

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