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[aid] => mick
[title] => I could have been.
[time] => 2009-06-28 02:43:20
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[bodytext] => I could be as handsome as an actor If I didn't have this pimple on my nose I could be as graceful as a dancer on the stage If I only had the right amount of toes I could be as tuneful as a singer singing songs If I never sounded like a strangled cat I could be as slender as an athlete on a track If it wasn't for the fact that I was fat I could be a catwalk model sporting fancy clothes If I only had the confidence to strut But I'd rather be a couch potato sitting on my bum With my pimple, eight toes, flat voice and my podgy little gut. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 186 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Scribbles [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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