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[title] => It Just Gets Better! - (sequel to my window cleaner)
[time] => 2009-12-09 14:04:43
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[bodytext] => My gorgeous man was coming Hence the lacey lingerie I was giving them a road test For a romantic night you see! I set the mood with candles Sprinkled petals on the bed Applied some black mascara Doused my lips with cherry red "Knock knock" Oh god! he's early So I glided cross the floor Tripped over a straying bed sheet And whacked my pinky on the door! Determined not to fluster Hopping, trying not to swear A voice called through the letterbox "Hey honey, are you there?" I opened up to let him in And stood with sexy pose "Oh my you're looking gorgeous" He said, whilst offering me a rose We got straight down to business Poured out the wine and sank a few But I didn't count on spending Half the evening on the loo! At last, all things were going well In bed, our bodies never parted Then suddenly I got this pang of fear Oh no! Too late!! I'd farted!!! T'was only a few hours ago I was his tasty bit of crumpet He'll be moving fast to dump me now Won't want t date a trumpet! Now my consequent reaction To such an embarassing deed I burst into fits of laughter Then fell out the bed and weed! To my surprise he chuckled And on the edge of the bed he sat He said "I love the way you make me smile" Now how bleeding lucky was that!!! [comments] => 4 [counter] => 289 [topic] => 7 [informant] => laststarontheleft [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 15 [ratings] => 3 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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