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Array ( [sid] => 15590 [catid] => 1 [aid] => Mick [title] => The Monster in my Bathroom. [time] => 2003-04-05 09:35:00 [hometext] => All I can say is BIG NIGHT...morning after. [bodytext] => It's there again! I just know it!
Waiting for me to walk in the room.
It stares at me with a face SO pale,
and huge bloodshot eyes,
that gawk at me in horror as I suddenly realize...
This grotesque monster that drools at me with a tongue like a plate of zinc,
is nothing more than the mirror, above my bathroom sink.
So I stand there,gaping and wonder if this is really me,
as I sink another 'Vincents' and a glass of 'Berocca B'.
Then try in desperation to scrub the lining off my tongue,
as I gasp so hard I wonder if perhaps I've lost a lung.
And I hope I'll stop shaking long enough to put the lid on the tube of paste,
as I see the white blobs that line my sink,
and think, "how much I waste"
Then I turn on the cold water and fall into the shower,
and stagger back into my bed, for just another hour.
But the rotten bed just won't keep still, so as I toss and spin and heave,
and wonder where I was last night and what time did I leave...
I swear to myself that I will never touch another drop,
that is...until the next time,
"oh damn! now where's the mop"? [comments] => 2 [counter] => 160 [topic] => 7 [informant] => chezzy [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 9 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
The Monster in my Bathroom.

Contributed by chezzy on Saturday, 5th April 2003 @ 09:35:00 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



It's there again! I just know it!
Waiting for me to walk in the room.
It stares at me with a face SO pale,
and huge bloodshot eyes,
that gawk at me in horror as I suddenly realize...
This grotesque monster that drools at me with a tongue like a plate of zinc,
is nothing more than the mirror, above my bathroom sink.
So I stand there,gaping and wonder if this is really me,
as I sink another 'Vincents' and a glass of 'Berocca B'.
Then try in desperation to scrub the lining off my tongue,
as I gasp so hard I wonder if perhaps I've lost a lung.
And I hope I'll stop shaking long enough to put the lid on the tube of paste,
as I see the white blobs that line my sink,
and think, "how much I waste"
Then I turn on the cold water and fall into the shower,
and stagger back into my bed, for just another hour.
But the rotten bed just won't keep still, so as I toss and spin and heave,
and wonder where I was last night and what time did I leave...
I swear to myself that I will never touch another drop,
that is...until the next time,
"oh damn! now where's the mop"?




Copyright © chezzy ... [ 2003-04-05 09:35:00]
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Re: The Monster in my Bathroom. (User Rating: 1 )
by Jenni_Kalicharan on Saturday, 5th April 2003 @ 04:34:54 PM AEST
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LMAO....thanks for the smiles.. I enjoyed this...
Jenni


Re: The Monster in my Bathroom. (User Rating: 1 )
by LOWMAN613 on Saturday, 5th April 2003 @ 06:57:57 PM AEST
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LOL Really a funny one! Great laughter here!
Thanks! Christina




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