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[sid] => 157022
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => The Unfortunate Incident!
[time] => 2010-01-28 02:49:36
[hometext] => I wrote this after hearing a really funny joke!
[bodytext] => A nurse finished her shift
But she needed a lift
To the bank to cash her pay cheque
As her colleague obliged
She gave thanks for the ride
As to walk was a pain in the neck
Once there, she must sign
On the black dotted line
If she wanted to change up her money
So reached into her purse
This unfortunate nurse
Digging deep for her pen in a hurry
Now the clerk knew her well
"She's a sweetie" he'd tell
"She's the Queen of good life and sobriety"
But shame fell upon her
As she plucked a thermometer
From her purse of the rectal variety!
Quicker than she'd retrieved it
Said "I'll have to leave it"
And dashed for the door there and then
Now the clerk nearly died
When... "You see", she replied...
"Someone's bottom has still got my pen!"
[comments] => 13
[counter] => 894
[topic] => 7
[informant] => laststarontheleft
[notes] =>
[ihome] => 0
[alanguage] => english
[acomm] => 0
[haspoll] => 0
[pollID] => 0
[score] => 19
[ratings] => 4
[editpoem] => 1
[associated] =>
[topicname] => HumorPoetry
)
The Unfortunate Incident!
Contributed by
laststarontheleft
on
Thursday, 28th January 2010 @ 02:49:36 AM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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A nurse finished her shift
But she needed a lift
To the bank to cash her pay cheque
As her colleague obliged
She gave thanks for the ride
As to walk was a pain in the neck
Once there, she must sign
On the black dotted line
If she wanted to change up her money
So reached into her purse
This unfortunate nurse
Digging deep for her pen in a hurry
Now the clerk knew her well
"She's a sweetie" he'd tell
"She's the Queen of good life and sobriety"
But shame fell upon her
As she plucked a thermometer
From her purse of the rectal variety!
Quicker than she'd retrieved it
Said "I'll have to leave it"
And dashed for the door there and then
Now the clerk nearly died
When... "You see", she replied...
"Someone's bottom has still got my pen!"
Copyright ©
laststarontheleft
... [
2010-01-28 02:49:36]
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Re: The Unfortunate Incident!
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by Fuzzy on
Thursday, 28th January 2010 @ 03:14:11 AM AEST
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.lol so funny nice one.
Take care
Fuzzy |
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Re: The Unfortunate Incident!
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by northernlights on
Thursday, 28th January 2010 @ 06:18:14 AM AEST
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| A pain in the proverbial lol how unfortunate very funny lisa x |
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Re: The Unfortunate Incident!
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by spud on
Thursday, 28th January 2010 @ 06:19:37 AM AEST
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Hi,
Yip! I'm still convinced that you're a lunatic
waiting to be caught!
Great one - great punchline!!
Tommy
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Re: The Unfortunate Incident!
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by Former_Member on
Thursday, 28th January 2010 @ 01:14:34 PM AEST
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Wow! That was great and I appreciate you sharing because you put a huge smile on my face!
cheers
duff |
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Re: The Unfortunate Incident!
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by Jenni_K on
Thursday, 28th January 2010 @ 01:24:30 PM AEST
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LMAO!! This is too funny... Thanks for sharing it...
Jenni |
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Re: The Unfortunate Incident!
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by Former_Member on
Sunday, 31st January 2010 @ 03:12:21 PM AEST
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| Thats hilarious! i don't usually read humorous poems but this was a good one! |
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Re: The Unfortunate Incident!
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by Obnoxious_Bread on
Monday, 1st February 2010 @ 01:54:45 PM AEST
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| Very good, I loved the ending! Rectal thermometers make such good humor material... |
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Re: The Unfortunate Incident!
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by Former_Member on
Tuesday, 2nd February 2010 @ 05:45:33 PM AEST
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! Too damn fah-nee!!! I'm also in complete agreement with Tommy. You are "a lunatic
waiting to be caught!"
Tim
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Re: The Unfortunate Incident!
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by catapult57 on
Saturday, 6th February 2010 @ 06:20:11 PM AEST
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| What a joy this poem turned out to be. So often, rhyming sounds forced and hackneyed, but you used it skillfully: never obtrusive and definitely adding to the poem's humorous tone. Well done |
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Re: The Unfortunate Incident!
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by Former_Member on
Friday, 12th March 2010 @ 04:20:15 PM AEST
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Oh, I so needed a chuckle tonight. Thank you for providing one. :) Splendidly done!!
Seléne ~
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Re: The Unfortunate Incident!
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by canyouhearme on
Tuesday, 6th April 2010 @ 01:39:06 PM AEST
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This made me laugh out loud!
Hilarious Poem! |
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Re: The Unfortunate Incident!
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by unpredictable on
Friday, 9th April 2010 @ 02:20:49 PM AEST
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| ROLF! very good write...made me smile |
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Re: The Unfortunate Incident!
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by thebadguy9999 on
Saturday, 22nd May 2010 @ 01:12:48 AM AEST
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| that was hilarious |
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