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Array ( [sid] => 159367 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => SPIT STORM [time] => 2010-04-29 19:11:53 [hometext] => 'Twil Be A Spittin' Rum Day!!! [bodytext] =>


"SPIT STORM"

An "Early Riser" me..............
'Tis dark, I can barely see.
My kitties wait for open door........
They're soaking wet, want no more!




Then Suddenly!!!

What's this I see?
'Tis Snow as lovely as can be.



I double check my tea........perhaps it's rum
I cannot see!
Blind I'm not. senile a lot, it's
still snowing, that much I got!
I relish my cranberry muffin,
Enjoy the taste and all the stuffin"

Then Suddenly!!!!

I tell myself to check the tea!!!
The weather man has switched to "Spit"
That's what I said, "Spit!"



"Spit, you see..... is-- all three!
Rain, Hail, and Snow,
Mercy Me!!!

Best check the tea!!!
Almost forgot there's "Sleet"
It's "Sleetin" and it's Slick.
As Slick as snot, and that's a lot!

Then Suddenly!!!!

Montie wakes up, and I'm
back to reality!
Reality isn't nearly as fun
as "Spitinality!"
and, Rum.


Created this Silly Spittin'
Ditty

Suddenly.......I was witty!

All's quiet, no more Spittin'
911 Montie's callin'



Suddenly....

"Better a witty fool than a foolish wit"
~William Shakespeare~

*Spittin' Smiles*

April 23, 2010 [comments] => 4 [counter] => 200 [topic] => 7 [informant] => lovingcritters [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
SPIT STORM

Contributed by lovingcritters on Thursday, 29th April 2010 @ 07:11:53 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry






"SPIT STORM"

An "Early Riser" me..............
'Tis dark, I can barely see.
My kitties wait for open door........
They're soaking wet, want no more!




Then Suddenly!!!

What's this I see?
'Tis Snow as lovely as can be.



I double check my tea........perhaps it's rum
I cannot see!
Blind I'm not. senile a lot, it's
still snowing, that much I got!
I relish my cranberry muffin,
Enjoy the taste and all the stuffin"

Then Suddenly!!!!

I tell myself to check the tea!!!
The weather man has switched to "Spit"
That's what I said, "Spit!"



"Spit, you see..... is-- all three!
Rain, Hail, and Snow,
Mercy Me!!!

Best check the tea!!!
Almost forgot there's "Sleet"
It's "Sleetin" and it's Slick.
As Slick as snot, and that's a lot!

Then Suddenly!!!!

Montie wakes up, and I'm
back to reality!
Reality isn't nearly as fun
as "Spitinality!"
and, Rum.


Created this Silly Spittin'
Ditty

Suddenly.......I was witty!

All's quiet, no more Spittin'
911 Montie's callin'



Suddenly....

"Better a witty fool than a foolish wit"
~William Shakespeare~

*Spittin' Smiles*

April 23, 2010




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Re: SPIT STORM (User Rating: 1 )
by emystar on Thursday, 29th April 2010 @ 08:01:31 PM AEST
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Thank God, I live in Arkansas. I've already been eating fresh greens and have squash and tomatoes blooming.
Nice write.
huggs, luv,yobrat,
emy


Re: SPIT STORM (User Rating: 1 )
by laststarontheleft on Friday, 30th April 2010 @ 05:00:31 AM AEST
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This one made me grin from ear to ear!!!
I do love the way your poems make me smile, and giggle :) That's magic!!!
Lisa x x x


Re: SPIT STORM (User Rating: 1 )
by Breezy on Sunday, 2nd May 2010 @ 02:59:50 AM AEST
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Oh dear! Snow in spring! It's enough to make you go
back to bed for the next month! :P This was such a
delightful read, consue. A playful and witty little piece.
Thank you for posting this. ^_^ It's made me smile.



Such a fun write! -- Achelois




Re: SPIT STORM (User Rating: 1 )
by thebadguy9999 on Wednesday, 7th July 2010 @ 01:18:58 AM AEST
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Loved it




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