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[title] => NOAH CALLS GOD
[time] => 2010-05-18 14:12:49
[hometext] => If Noah lived today..............
[bodytext] =>  NOAH CALLS GOD "Hello? Is this 911 Heaven? I need the direct line to God I have a matter here for him to straighten. "Is this God Almighty? I hate to bother you Lord But.... I have two creatures here I can't identify, and don't know whether I should take them aboard?" "Well Lord you see it's like this One is half fish and half a Miss, The other is part man and part horse, I'm trying to figure out from what source?" "I'm all loaded Lord, and ready to go From the Circus Lord, you know the sideshow. Just tell me where to put them please MissFish needs water, and the Manhorse has fleas!" Got to go Lord the ants are into the bee's honey again. It's time to milk the cows, and I'm one of the milkmen. I've never seen rain before Lord, but hope it's over soon! Surely glad I made lots of wine, it fit's nicely in my saloon. Created by LovingCritters ConSue May 18, 2010  And he then stayed yet another seven days and then sent forth the dove out of the ark, and the dove came into him in the evening; and, lo, in her mouth was an olive leaf plucked off: so Noah knew the waters were abated from off the earth." The Bible Genesis Chapter 6 *Safe Smiles* To the music of: "I believe in Unicorns" [comments] => 3 [counter] => 156 [topic] => 7 [informant] => lovingcritters [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 8 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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