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Array ( [sid] => 161636 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => A Hemorhoid Story [time] => 2010-08-05 14:29:40 [hometext] => [bodytext] => Man,I know that you are hurting and it makes me very sad.
By the way that you are walking it must be hurting bad.
I will go get you a donut all you do is say the word.
Next time do not strain so hard,Gently release the turd.
I hope you get well soon and that you walk upright again.
I will send someone to the store ,You will have your medicine at ten.
Do not worry man,I have got your back.
I will see you through you hemorhoid attack.
At least you're walking better that much I can say.
I think you;ll be alright if you make it through the day.
I think you will recover,I hope you'll be alright.
And when you go to bed I hope that they don't burn all night.
If they go to burning just call me I've got your back.
I've got preparation h,It'll get you back on track. [comments] => 4 [counter] => 202 [topic] => 7 [informant] => thebadguy9999 [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 3 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

A Hemorhoid Story

Contributed by thebadguy9999 on Thursday, 5th August 2010 @ 02:29:40 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

Man,I know that you are hurting and it makes me very sad.
By the way that you are walking it must be hurting bad.
I will go get you a donut all you do is say the word.
Next time do not strain so hard,Gently release the turd.
I hope you get well soon and that you walk upright again.
I will send someone to the store ,You will have your medicine at ten.
Do not worry man,I have got your back.
I will see you through you hemorhoid attack.
At least you're walking better that much I can say.
I think you;ll be alright if you make it through the day.
I think you will recover,I hope you'll be alright.
And when you go to bed I hope that they don't burn all night.
If they go to burning just call me I've got your back.
I've got preparation h,It'll get you back on track.

Copyright © thebadguy9999 ... [ 2010-08-05 14:29:40]
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Re: A Hemorhoid Story (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Thursday, 5th August 2010 @ 03:25:28 PM AEST
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lol...definitely a change for you. Smile!

Smile!

Thanks,

Tim

Re: A Hemorhoid Story (User Rating: 1 )
by iodinelove on Friday, 6th August 2010 @ 10:45:38 PM AEST
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I'm sorry for you GI problems. Anal bleeding can be a real *****.

Thanks for the laugh anyway.

Re: A Hemorhoid Story (User Rating: 1 )
by JulioLandaverde on Friday, 6th August 2010 @ 11:28:38 PM AEST
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If someone can go through the embarrassment of purchasing Preparation H for you, that's a true friend.

Re: A Hemorhoid Story (User Rating: 1 )
by simsalabim on Monday, 9th August 2010 @ 08:42:40 PM AEST
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that was sooooo...cute. will you sleep with me?

::laughs maniacally::

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