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Array ( [sid] => 165571 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Ladies, Read His Body [time] => 2011-03-30 21:14:35 [hometext] => Researched Body Language to get these true facts, then them in a humorous light. [bodytext] =>


Have you ever wondered what a guy is thinking?
Does he want to meet or continue drinking?
Watch his body, he'll tell you so, and
the best part of all, he won't even know.


When he talks to you, how does he smile?
If his lips are tight with one side raised,
a mischievious grin, then you're not in.
Play hard to get, & return his spin.


Are lips closed tight with both sides up?
He's very shy. Just take your shot.
Does one side smile with a sneering look?
Careful, now, he's a one-night hook.


Does he stare at you for way too long?
He's another guy that could be wrong.
When he talks with you, where's his weight?
To the left, unsure; to the right, he's made.


Where's his chest? Which way's it face?
Even when he turns, the chest still stays?
He wants you, girl; there's no mistake.
Tell all your friends,'Go take a break.'


What about legs? Are they slightly parted?
He's not airing out, nope; He's hot-hearted.
Watch his feet... when he sits down;
if his toes point in, wait for puppy sounds.


Does he lick his lips like a cat with canary?
He's hungry now and you're the quarry.
He rocks too much, goes to and fro?
He needs a cradle; insecure, you know.


Watch his eyebrows; it could be quick.
If they raise, not drop, he likes your look.
So he wiggles alot when he's in his seat;
he's sexual..., bored or he needs to pee.


When he talks to you, do his hands move too?.
The wider the gestures, the more he likes you.
His hair being fingered as he approaches?
He's nervous to meet you, needs some coaching.


He strokes his face as you talk to him?
He's a keeper, girls. He wants to LISTEN.
Note his palms when he reaches out.
Palms up - you lead; palms down - he's boss.


A kiss to the forehead? WHAT IS THAT?
He wants a friend, or maybe, just feels fat.
He strokes your hair back off your face?
You got him good; you win this race.


Just a few telling signs to save you time.
I hope they help you to get your guys.
Too much trouble for you to be smitten?
Think how many signs there are for women! [comments] => 2 [counter] => 177 [topic] => 43 [informant] => DIOGENES [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => oops )
Ladies, Read His Body

Contributed by DIOGENES on Wednesday, 30th March 2011 @ 09:14:35 PM in AEST
Topic: oops






Have you ever wondered what a guy is thinking?
Does he want to meet or continue drinking?
Watch his body, he'll tell you so, and
the best part of all, he won't even know.


When he talks to you, how does he smile?
If his lips are tight with one side raised,
a mischievious grin, then you're not in.
Play hard to get, & return his spin.


Are lips closed tight with both sides up?
He's very shy. Just take your shot.
Does one side smile with a sneering look?
Careful, now, he's a one-night hook.


Does he stare at you for way too long?
He's another guy that could be wrong.
When he talks with you, where's his weight?
To the left, unsure; to the right, he's made.


Where's his chest? Which way's it face?
Even when he turns, the chest still stays?
He wants you, girl; there's no mistake.
Tell all your friends,'Go take a break.'


What about legs? Are they slightly parted?
He's not airing out, nope; He's hot-hearted.
Watch his feet... when he sits down;
if his toes point in, wait for puppy sounds.


Does he lick his lips like a cat with canary?
He's hungry now and you're the quarry.
He rocks too much, goes to and fro?
He needs a cradle; insecure, you know.


Watch his eyebrows; it could be quick.
If they raise, not drop, he likes your look.
So he wiggles alot when he's in his seat;
he's sexual..., bored or he needs to pee.


When he talks to you, do his hands move too?.
The wider the gestures, the more he likes you.
His hair being fingered as he approaches?
He's nervous to meet you, needs some coaching.


He strokes his face as you talk to him?
He's a keeper, girls. He wants to LISTEN.
Note his palms when he reaches out.
Palms up - you lead; palms down - he's boss.


A kiss to the forehead? WHAT IS THAT?
He wants a friend, or maybe, just feels fat.
He strokes your hair back off your face?
You got him good; you win this race.


Just a few telling signs to save you time.
I hope they help you to get your guys.
Too much trouble for you to be smitten?
Think how many signs there are for women!




Copyright © DIOGENES ... [ 2011-03-30 21:14:35]
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Re: Ladies, Read His Body (User Rating: 1 )
by Harsh on Wednesday, 30th March 2011 @ 09:41:22 PM AEST
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This is a really cute n interesting write.
A great cheat book for the girls. ;)

Liked it pretty much.

Thanks


Re: Ladies, Read His Body (User Rating: 1 )
by emystar on Wednesday, 30th March 2011 @ 11:40:51 PM AEST
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Yeah, great one hear.
Welcome to YPDC.
Thanks so much for these words of wisdom.
Awesome.
blessings, smiles,
emy




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