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My life will go up
In a puff of smoke
And I will never leave my bed

If you leave me
I will stop eating
My favorite food
And eat broccoli instead

Grow into this
Thin little man
With bulging eyes
And everybody
Would run away
From my heartache
Please , Please stay

If you leave me
I will go on a slow strike
Never wash my face
Never comb my hair
Never dress myself
Just walking around the house
NAKED

If you leave me
I will be such a sorry mess
And you can watch me
From a distance
And admire your handy work
As I crash

Hmmm maybe I won't eat broccoli [comments] => 2 [counter] => 104 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Dirkj [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

If You Leave Me

Contributed by Dirkj on Wednesday, 13th April 2011 @ 12:18:33 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

If you leave me
My life will go up
In a puff of smoke
And I will never leave my bed

If you leave me
I will stop eating
My favorite food
And eat broccoli instead

Grow into this
Thin little man
With bulging eyes
And everybody
Would run away
From my heartache
Please , Please stay

If you leave me
I will go on a slow strike
Never wash my face
Never comb my hair
Never dress myself
Just walking around the house
NAKED

If you leave me
I will be such a sorry mess
And you can watch me
From a distance
And admire your handy work
As I crash

Hmmm maybe I won't eat broccoli

Copyright © Dirkj ... [ 2011-04-13 00:18:33]
(Date/Time posted on site)

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Re: If You Leave Me (User Rating: 1 )
by emystar on Wednesday, 13th April 2011 @ 07:17:30 PM AEST
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WQw you've got an awesome write here. really like the last line. What's really comical , my inner eye was seeing this and you just cracked me.
Ya know it's hard to do, cause well real comics rarely can get me to laff.
Great write, my friend.
Blessings,
emy

Re: If You Leave Me (User Rating: 1 )
by deusdeira on Friday, 15th April 2011 @ 01:27:51 AM AEST
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Don't forget crying every hour, and staring at the wall. Those are fun too.

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