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[aid] => mick
[title] => JUST ONE MORE PIECE OF PIE!
[time] => 2011-11-22 01:27:50
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[bodytext] => I went to weight watchers, Thinking that I could lose, Eight inches of blubber, But the speaker made me snooze. But I was so proud At taking the very first step. That I had me some pie To celebrate with some zest. Apple tasted pretty good, Cherry even better. The lemon meringue was heavenly. I could feel myself getting fatter. I felt so ashamed, As a slice of pecan pie, Melted right inside my mouth And also made me cry. With hard determination, And patience if I try, I’ll overcome this strong obsession, After having one more piece of pie! I've lost a ton of poundage Since I became a man. Unfortunately I gained it all back, Let me lick out this pie pan! [comments] => 0 [counter] => 62 [topic] => 21 [informant] => robert_edgar_burns [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => Lifepoems )
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