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[aid] => mick
[title] => IF IT OFFENDS YOU!
[time] => 2011-11-28 18:11:45
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[bodytext] => If it offends you I really don’t care, That I sit on my bed And type while I’m Bare! If you knock on my door I’ll open it too. Just please be aware Of what you might view. Unless of course It happens you’re blind. Then I’ll be your friend Of the nudist kind! If you watch a movie With Angelina Jolie, Somewhere in it Birthday suits will be seen. Friends, Romans, Countrymen, Lend me your ears. But cover the rest, For my guests are now here! [comments] => 3 [counter] => 107 [topic] => 7 [informant] => robert_edgar_burns [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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