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[aid] => mick
[title] => CHARLIE SHEEN’S KITTY
[time] => 2012-02-15 20:23:27
[hometext] => A Parody
[bodytext] => They found Charlie Sheen’s kitty Asleep on the railroad tracks. He was covered in white powder, Can you imagine that? A rolled up Benjamin Franklin Was laying there beside a straw. White dust was clinging to them, When I heard a Choo Choo call! Two trolls came strolling up to me, Like two munchkins quoting verse. And with their chipmunk sounding voice Chimed, “Move that cat or call a Hearse.” I grabbed it’s tail and it bit me, But I pulled it from the tracks. This kitty would not have done that, If he only used dime bag crack. [comments] => 3 [counter] => 98 [topic] => 7 [informant] => robert_edgar_burns [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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