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[aid] => mick
[title] => I’M SO VAIN
[time] => 2012-03-02 03:12:41
[hometext] => Pic of Rob & Carly Simon, singer of "You're So Vain"
[bodytext] => I see people laughing up ahead. How did they know I'd be coming? And once I finally did arrive They stopped their voices humming. Look at that zit up on my chin. I should have used Palmolive. But I can't ever seem to quit Reaching in this jar of olives. If I could grow a dark full beard Perhaps folks won't know it's me. But it only grows in silver gray. Why does this have to be? I stand at only five foot eight, And I weigh two hundred pounds. In doctors office magazines No one is this short and round. It took me almost sixty years To grow my horrible features. How many more just would it take To become a handsome creature? Well if I ponder long enough It makes me want to cry. The only way to soothe my soul Is to have one more piece of pie! [comments] => 0 [counter] => 45 [topic] => 7 [informant] => robert_edgar_burns [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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