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Array ( [sid] => 171523 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => ALIENS CLONED ME [time] => 2012-03-26 12:18:38 [hometext] => [bodytext] => i haven't been feeling myself of late
sometimes i sense an altered state
i don't think it was something i ate
because the way i feel is actually great

i have an idea of what it may be
i have a notion that aliens cloned me
and that's why i've been so damn happy
instead of my old self, just hella grumpy

if i could, i'd like to shake those alien's hands
do they even have hands?
i owe them at least that i understand
funny, i never saw them land

well, i should be getting on with my day
i wonder if they threw the old me away?
i hope that this me gets to be the one to stay
i didn't much like me before the aliens came anyway

really, i need to be going
there's so much to do since my recent cloning
this new life isn't waiting, nor is it slowing
thank you aliens! thank you for showing...
[comments] => 1 [counter] => 118 [topic] => 7 [informant] => hray42 [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 0 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
ALIENS CLONED ME

Contributed by hray42 on Monday, 26th March 2012 @ 12:18:38 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



i haven't been feeling myself of late
sometimes i sense an altered state
i don't think it was something i ate
because the way i feel is actually great

i have an idea of what it may be
i have a notion that aliens cloned me
and that's why i've been so damn happy
instead of my old self, just hella grumpy

if i could, i'd like to shake those alien's hands
do they even have hands?
i owe them at least that i understand
funny, i never saw them land

well, i should be getting on with my day
i wonder if they threw the old me away?
i hope that this me gets to be the one to stay
i didn't much like me before the aliens came anyway

really, i need to be going
there's so much to do since my recent cloning
this new life isn't waiting, nor is it slowing
thank you aliens! thank you for showing...




Copyright © hray42 ... [ 2012-03-26 12:18:38]
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Re: ALIENS CLONED ME (User Rating: 1 )
by alicewhite on Friday, 1st June 2012 @ 04:54:29 PM AEST
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cool and very smart, really neat and concise ,takes you on a journey through the mind of someone trying to make sense of themselves sometimes in irational ways , self acceptance is empowering ,when people dont look within for answers they go crazy looking outside and then aliens seems like a less frightening idea to them, really loved it this very clever




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