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& had the picture in your mind
it's really not Romantic
at any place or time

the back end of a horse
just hasnt got appeal
my wife says thats how I act
& Right now thats how I feel

it wasnt in the vows
at least it was not for me
unless they used invisible ink
so I just couldnt see

so yell "Honey get me a beer
& lets see what you get
it may not be what you planned
& I assume you will regret

woman have a way of paying back
for the evil that we do
so stand up proud, & sat it loud
then duck till she is threw

the estimation chamber
a place I do not care to be
but with your foot stuck in your mouth
its hard to run wild & free
Roy Randolph Andrews AKA )thehotshotpoet) [comments] => 2 [counter] => 91 [topic] => 25 [informant] => thehotshotpoet [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => MiscPoems )

A word to the wise

Contributed by thehotshotpoet on Saturday, 6th October 2012 @ 05:32:07 AM in AEST
Topic: MiscPoems

have you ever been called a horses ass
& had the picture in your mind
it's really not Romantic
at any place or time

the back end of a horse
just hasnt got appeal
my wife says thats how I act
& Right now thats how I feel

it wasnt in the vows
at least it was not for me
unless they used invisible ink
so I just couldnt see

so yell "Honey get me a beer
& lets see what you get
it may not be what you planned
& I assume you will regret

woman have a way of paying back
for the evil that we do
so stand up proud, & sat it loud
then duck till she is threw

the estimation chamber
a place I do not care to be
but with your foot stuck in your mouth
its hard to run wild & free
Roy Randolph Andrews AKA )thehotshotpoet)

Copyright © thehotshotpoet ... [ 2012-10-06 05:32:07]
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Re: A word to the wise (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Saturday, 6th October 2012 @ 11:49:47 PM AEST
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heeheehee

Re: A word to the wise (User Rating: 1 )
by foreveryoung on Monday, 8th October 2012 @ 09:58:08 PM AEST
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this made me laugh. just goes to show you can write a poem about anything. i hope you can check out some of my poems and give me advice how i can be a better poet :)

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