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[aid] => mick
[title] => My Siamese Cat Friend, Sheba
[time] => 2014-07-21 12:36:22
[hometext] => My Siamese Cat Friend, Sheba -Quite a critter she be. :)
[bodytext] => My Siamese Cat Friend, Sheba Well my Cat Sheba is quite a critter She comes from quite a Pedigreed litter She is no mongrol that is for sure Give her some steak and she will purr Now she does come from the finest of lines Smart and well bred she Siamese whines When she was little a runt she was not The pick of the litter and she has not forgot Now Sheba the Cat really is wiser than wise She will do anything even wear a disguise If it means getting what she really does want That is why she is a Fat Cat and not gaunt Now Sheba would say breeding makes a difference Yet some may even dare say not in this instance Now I would just agree with my friend Sheba the Cat For she would be none the happier if she heard that Now Sheba does roll in the doggondest things When she is not fed you will find out how she sings Her tunes are not mellow when her tummy is empty Best fillem up quick or she will go on quite a spree You do not want to see Sheba get mad For she is a Cat who can be quite bad Keep her fed and she will do what she should Best when sleeping then she can be quite good Now I was told she is Siamese and really smart I know Sheba can be wiser than most Yet, I learned this right from the start Give Sheba what she wants are you will be toast! Now I know old Sheba sounds like she is a brute However, Sheba is actually a friend and quite cute She will keep you company although loves to sleep That probably makes her hungry as she counts sheep? Just remember keep your Cat happy and food in their tummy Give them tasty but nutritious food that is yet good for them They will love you for it as they eat their food so yummy All the while staying away from the Vet so healthy, fit and trim. ©Fred Monte Lassonde, 2014 [comments] => 1 [counter] => 98 [topic] => 31 [informant] => fredmonte101 [notes] => Edited as requested ~ Moderator_18 July 22, 2014 [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 0 [associated] => [topicname] => StoryPoetry )
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