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[bodytext] => The boy said to the girl “Will you marry me?” “Yes of course my darling!” Replied so quaintly she. But on the night before The wedding was to be, The girl received a sudden urge To climb a maple tree! The maple tree was tall With twig and branch a plenty Its tree limbs, yet, lacked strength To bear her pounds 220. The twig snapped with a crack And down to earth fell she! The crackling of her bones Could be heard by you and me! When news of her great fall Reached the groom-to-be “How could she be so foolish?!” Exclaimed he desperately. He quickly went to visit His brainless bride-to-be “I’ve broken bones and missing teeth” Said she so sheepishly. “You’ve lost your teeth and mind, maybe However,” said groom-to-be, “I too have lost something as well: My spine to marry thee!” [comments] => 1 [counter] => 182 [topic] => 7 [informant] => legato29 [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 0 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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