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[sid] => 182587
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Racist Barber
[time] => 2016-02-15 11:56:13
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem.
[bodytext] => You won/'/t believe what I went through when I went to a black man/'/s barbershop. He was a racist jerk and when I left, I called the cops. He forcibly strapped me in his barber chair. Then that punk shaved off all of my hair. As I looked at my bald head in the mirror, he laughed at me. He laughed and said that I deserved it because I/'/m a Honkey. But he stopped laughing when the cops slapped on the cuffs. He said that he didn/'/t want to go to jail and I said "Tough!" [comments] => 0 [counter] => 112 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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