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Array ( [sid] => 184854 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Rated R [time] => 2018-02-10 15:13:36 [hometext] => This is a fictional poem. [bodytext] => My eleven year old son decided to steal my car.
He drove to the theater and sneaked in to watch a movie that is rated R.
The film is about zombies who rise from the dead in a cemetery.
Now he has to sleep with a night light because it was so scary.
He has nightmares that make him scream every night.
He wets his bed and sucks his thumb because of fright.
His screams wake me up every night, I/'/m tired of having to get out of bed.
If the brat watches another R rated movie, I/'/ll slap him upside his head.
My eyes are red and puffy because I haven/'/t slept in three weeks.
i/'/m tired of changing his sheets four times a night when he leaks.
My wife blames me and she hits me so hard that I see stars.
My life is in turmoil because of a damn movie that is rated R. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 70 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
Rated R

Contributed by randyjohnson on Saturday, 10th February 2018 @ 03:13:36 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



My eleven year old son decided to steal my car.
He drove to the theater and sneaked in to watch a movie that is rated R.
The film is about zombies who rise from the dead in a cemetery.
Now he has to sleep with a night light because it was so scary.
He has nightmares that make him scream every night.
He wets his bed and sucks his thumb because of fright.
His screams wake me up every night, I/'/m tired of having to get out of bed.
If the brat watches another R rated movie, I/'/ll slap him upside his head.
My eyes are red and puffy because I haven/'/t slept in three weeks.
i/'/m tired of changing his sheets four times a night when he leaks.
My wife blames me and she hits me so hard that I see stars.
My life is in turmoil because of a damn movie that is rated R.




Copyright © randyjohnson ... [ 2018-02-10 15:13:36]
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Re: Rated R (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Sunday, 11th February 2018 @ 06:58:13 AM AEST
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did he actually steal the car. Was he going to see a movie and then what. Was this only the first felonious act of theft.
Could he not go on the internet and see XXX without any stealing / do you have the internet in your home.
I am only asking, was it grand larceny or simply
a zombie movie, or possibly both.
Joe Friday would want to know first just the facts.
An eleven year old kid, why they make Zombie movies,
hell yes, they should all be rated R, for ridiculous.
But maybe that is too many letters for the kid
who does not yet have a completely formed frontal
lobe. Cuff the boy, sadly there is not much the law can do about the movie.
Truth is, there are a lot of zombies out there
all mucked up with LSD.
Yeah, everybody just wants to be free these days.
Or so the story goes, before they jump out the window of a forty story apartment building thinking they can
fly like a bird. Kids.. these days.

Peace!


Re: Rated R (User Rating: 1 )
by softerware on Sunday, 11th February 2018 @ 08:59:48 AM AEST
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A slippery slope. From the most innocent beginnings, we can slide down into all kinds of trouble!
Thank before you act,
Cause you can/'/t fix it after the fact!
One scary night; explains or might,
Why the sheets turned white!

I love your comedic sarcasm..it is well delivered!
softerware







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