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[sid] => 185292
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => BUTTER
[time] => 2018-07-19 21:24:50
[hometext] => A fictional poem.
[bodytext] => I know a man who is strange and it/'/s not because he stutters. He is unhealthy and obese because he eats nothing but butter. He won/'/t eat fruit, vegetables or meat. When he sits down, he always breaks seats. I looked in his freezer and you should see all of the butter that he has stored. I asked him why he only eats butter and he said it/'/s the only thing he can afford. Somebody tried to steal some of his butter and he chopped off his hand. If you don/'/t want to get hurt, don/'/t ever steal butter from this strange man. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 78 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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