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[sid] => 18743
[catid] => 1
[aid] => Mick
[title] => The Man #1
[time] => 2003-06-07 18:35:00
[hometext] => you'll finally find the truth about man.. Margaret Mead couldn't do better... [bodytext] => To tell the truth, a man must lie, To tell the truth, he'd rather die, A certain stature he has drawn with seeds of ego, he has spawn. He can't resist to feel the urge, With bottom money he will splurge, The toys he picks are up in cash Girls would think him rather rash. Face it girls, that is a man, Accept! or take another plan. He has to pay, that is to say, He claims your why he is this way, You start too close for him to take, A 'cloy' of him you want to make From early on he speaks of love and uggle goo and turtle dove. Come on, now, do you really think he wants to see how low to sink? Miss the boat, you miss the man, Accept! or swim it..if you can. Men are different, not like you, They think and act unlike you too, Don't cry to me, I'll sorry be Which means as much as pouring tea. You will not like these coming tips, How to keep relationships, It's sixty, forty, in man's favor Girls do more to keep the flavor. Tip two I'll tell you bye and bye, I told you men will lie and lie. I must leave before I'm shot, It's as it is..like it or not. [comments] => 3 [counter] => 229 [topic] => 7 [informant] => norm [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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