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[sid] => 18972
[catid] => 1
[aid] => Mick
[title] => The Man #2
[time] => 2003-06-13 08:45:00
[hometext] => Sooner or later...you'll understand the man
[bodytext] => I beg we examine the mess that's created, when femmes costs soar being segragated, Over a lifetime, they're ten percent more Which fact comes directly from Norm's phony lore. We'll start you some proof of the female, chaste Take ink and paper, I'll show you the waste, Take extra letters to denote female gender Will cause you aseeking a toot and a bender. ..........Male.......Female........Xtra Let Dif Mr...........Mrs...............1 Sir..........Madam.........2 Hunter...Huntress.......2 Sam.......Samantha....5 Joseph..Josephine....3 --------------------------- JUst the beginning....13 XLD On and on you'll see the drift The extra work of the computer SHIFT. The extra letter strokes it takes The bloomin' noise it makes and makes. We'll only take one more example Which for now should be quite ample. Life expectancy = average 80 male.................. =.................77 Female..............=..................83 ----------------------------- Must be funded...................... 6 Six more years the male assures That cookie has enough for Coors. If cannot she to slake her thirst She'll curse the purse and worse..the verse. It isn't that man's so terribly cheap, It's that a female is much too steep. We'll stop for now, we're still researching, You see wherefrom comes all besmirching. 'Man Number Three' is in the works, what's the rush, I work for perks. I don't see, coming down the pike, A perk or a poke so I'll take a hike. [comments] => 6 [counter] => 242 [topic] => 7 [informant] => norm [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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