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Array ( [sid] => 19126 [catid] => 1 [aid] => Mick [title] => Baby's Worst Nightmare [time] => 2003-06-16 16:35:00 [hometext] => If I were a baby, I'd never play with an adult [bodytext] => I wish I had a rattle
so that I could shake my hand,
And listen to the noise inside
created by the sand,
If the rattle breaks apart
and sand gets on the floor,
Then mama'll surely take me
and she'll throw me out the door.

I wish I had a ball
That I could throw against the wall.
It would bounce it on the floor
and then the wall a little more,
The problem I encountered
is an adult took my ball
And he threw it in a way that
made it bounce right out the door.

I wish I had a choo choo,
I could run it on the track.
It would race from out my bedroom
to the parlor then come back.
You can bet some adult took it
and he dropped it on it's head,
I did try it and retry it
but the engine..it was dead.

Now the word is out..I heard
We're dependent on our folks,
That without them we'd be lost
and that we need those bloomin' blokes,
Be it yea or be it nay,
I now will tell you how I feel,
A rattle, ball and engine
I'd have had with which to deal. [comments] => 6 [counter] => 277 [topic] => 7 [informant] => norm [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
Baby's Worst Nightmare

Contributed by norm on Monday, 16th June 2003 @ 04:35:00 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



I wish I had a rattle
so that I could shake my hand,
And listen to the noise inside
created by the sand,
If the rattle breaks apart
and sand gets on the floor,
Then mama'll surely take me
and she'll throw me out the door.

I wish I had a ball
That I could throw against the wall.
It would bounce it on the floor
and then the wall a little more,
The problem I encountered
is an adult took my ball
And he threw it in a way that
made it bounce right out the door.

I wish I had a choo choo,
I could run it on the track.
It would race from out my bedroom
to the parlor then come back.
You can bet some adult took it
and he dropped it on it's head,
I did try it and retry it
but the engine..it was dead.

Now the word is out..I heard
We're dependent on our folks,
That without them we'd be lost
and that we need those bloomin' blokes,
Be it yea or be it nay,
I now will tell you how I feel,
A rattle, ball and engine
I'd have had with which to deal.




Copyright © norm ... [ 2003-06-16 16:35:00]
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Re: Baby's Worst Nightmare (User Rating: 1 )
by Ilhar on Monday, 16th June 2003 @ 06:17:29 PM AEST
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cute
Shari


Re: Baby's Worst Nightmare (User Rating: 1 )
by Jenni_Kalicharan on Monday, 16th June 2003 @ 06:24:12 PM AEST
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:>) Lovely write, Norm.... enjoyed this...
Jenni


Re: Baby's Worst Nightmare (User Rating: 1 )
by shelby on Tuesday, 17th June 2003 @ 02:08:30 AM AEST
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way to sweet Norm I love this poem!! you always have a way of giving me something different to think about wonderful!!
Michelle


Re: Baby's Worst Nightmare (User Rating: 1 )
by Anglea on Thursday, 19th June 2003 @ 11:55:07 PM AEST
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very enjoyable poem!


Re: Baby's Worst Nightmare (User Rating: 1 )
by LovingWhispers on Sunday, 22nd June 2003 @ 08:52:49 AM AEST
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WOW!!! Where your mind takes me lmao..This is really good :)


Re: Baby's Worst Nightmare (User Rating: 1 )
by princesspurty on Tuesday, 1st July 2003 @ 07:06:38 PM AEST
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cute and funny image




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