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Array ( [sid] => 20286 [catid] => 1 [aid] => Mick [title] => The Woman's Psyche [time] => 2003-07-12 08:35:00 [hometext] => I could sure use a guide to get thru the maze [bodytext] => I've come to realize that I can't
Digest a woman's psyche,
The more I've come to terms with it
The more I do not likee.

You girls write poems I used to think
Were simple, to the point,
My wife then reads these 'simple' poems
I want to leave the joint.

She explains to me the meaning true
I never would have thought it,
What e'er I gleaned the meaning be,
The point I hadn't wrought it.

It's plain to see, at least to me,
You girls have found me weak,
I never understood the gist of it,
My outlook looks quite bleak.

In my past when girls said, "No"
I just was much too hesitant,
If I knew then what I know now
They might have made me president. [comments] => 7 [counter] => 151 [topic] => 7 [informant] => norm [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
The Woman's Psyche

Contributed by norm on Saturday, 12th July 2003 @ 08:35:00 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



I've come to realize that I can't
Digest a woman's psyche,
The more I've come to terms with it
The more I do not likee.

You girls write poems I used to think
Were simple, to the point,
My wife then reads these 'simple' poems
I want to leave the joint.

She explains to me the meaning true
I never would have thought it,
What e'er I gleaned the meaning be,
The point I hadn't wrought it.

It's plain to see, at least to me,
You girls have found me weak,
I never understood the gist of it,
My outlook looks quite bleak.

In my past when girls said, "No"
I just was much too hesitant,
If I knew then what I know now
They might have made me president.




Copyright © norm ... [ 2003-07-12 08:35:00]
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Re: The Woman's Psyche (User Rating: 1 )
by LovingWhispers on Saturday, 12th July 2003 @ 09:07:25 AM AEST
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LMAO ..you must give her wife so many laughs.. :) Still your mind gives pleasure to my eyes.. ;)


Re: The Woman's Psyche (User Rating: 1 )
by shelby on Saturday, 12th July 2003 @ 10:25:34 AM AEST
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LOL Norm, this is to cute! You understand more than you realize dear friend yo really do!! Give your widfe a bug hug for me k?
Michelle


Re: The Woman's Psyche (User Rating: 1 )
by Ilhar on Saturday, 12th July 2003 @ 10:31:49 AM AEST
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you do just fine my friend
and we all have a laugh in the end
we love you here all us gals
and we are glad you are our pal

Shari


Re: The Woman's Psyche (User Rating: 1 )
by Ilhar on Saturday, 12th July 2003 @ 10:32:34 AM AEST
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p. s.
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Shari


Re: The Woman's Psyche (User Rating: 1 )
by Crow on Saturday, 12th July 2003 @ 06:11:44 PM AEST
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cool write! Crow


Re: The Woman's Psyche (User Rating: 1 )
by DreamWeaver on Sunday, 13th July 2003 @ 03:40:01 AM AEST
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Love your poetry .... you are a rock in amongst all our little pebbles ... happiness makes the world go round ... so don't stop posting or we'll be crying forever ... Jan :))))


Re: The Woman's Psyche (User Rating: 1 )
by ladyfawn on Monday, 14th July 2003 @ 03:12:15 PM AEST
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awww! norm! this is sooooooooooo sweet!!!!!!!!!! hugs n' love nessa




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