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[aid] => Mick
[title] => Teachers Pet
[time] => 2003-07-23 18:35:00
[hometext] => Not like when I was a boy...
[bodytext] => The minimum of the maximum is a sum the like of which When I think about the angles Makes me wanna itch and twitch. Now the cosine of a circle And the tangent of the same, Is sure to set me crazy As I try to tame the game. The caliber of a bullet Is another great unknown, When I try a set of numbers, Then my mind is fully blown. Spare me, mathmeticians, Don't bug me, I beseach, If you want a set of figures It is way beyond my reach. I really went to night school And I was the teacher's pet, We'd go into the cloakroom and we'd pet and pet, you bet. So I don't know calculations And I'm not too bright, I am, But I can tell you how to pass, without taking an exam... [comments] => 6 [counter] => 147 [topic] => 7 [informant] => norm [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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