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[catid] => 1
[aid] => Mick
[title] => How to Prove Love
[time] => 2003-08-11 19:05:00
[hometext] => 100% guaranteed
[bodytext] => How do you know if your love is real If you're told, "I love you, my dear", The girl I married I thought was a steal, But now I'm rethinking this year. Little things go passing by You have to wonder truth or lie? Who can tell?, might be a guy It makes you reach for the bonded rye. I'll tell you the scene, you'll want to careen, It's kind of terribly weird, When I think of the facts, it's causing attacks, It's leaving my face streaked and teared. The other night, in a room that was dark, As I was going to bed, My wife asked me nicely, "Spread the sheet and tuck in the corners", she said. I'm the kind of guy who likes to comply I grabbed the sheet, "Yes, dear", I said, I gave it a 'flip' and I 'flipped' it awry So that it would cover the bed. I looked and I looked and I looked yet again, for the corners to tuck in the sheet, They found me that way at the start of next day, With my mouth full of froth and unneat. My eyes were aglaze and my hair was a maze and my face was as red as a beat, My wife told the doc she was sorry, indeed She forgot t'was a circular sheet. If one of you girls want to diddle your Joe, Go buy you a circular sheet, and give it to Joe and ask him be nice and make the bed 'cause you're weak. If he's still in the house and still in the groove and he did it without being 'teed', You can feel very glad for yes, you did prove that the man really loves you, indeed. [comments] => 6 [counter] => 221 [topic] => 7 [informant] => norm [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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