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[sid] => 24578
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => ARNIE FOR PRESIDENT!
[time] => 2003-10-07 19:33:59
[hometext] =>
[bodytext] => There‘s a regression here that‘s hard to miss Raygun to Shrub to Arnie All we need now is Bubbles the Chimp As head of the U.S. army Remember ‚The Dumbing of America?‘ Well that‘s all been solved take heed You have no need to buy that book ‚cause no one now can read We‘re all happy here on funny farm Watch TV, get fat, swallowing hype Eat $hit, believe Bush and shoot to kill The time for hate is ripe We live so good in the land of the free In the system that is best We can‘t see over our bellies So can‘t tell you‘re not impressed We compare us only to ourselves We need NO culture here! So all shout „Arnie for President!!!“ As we swill the umpteenth beer No need for intelligence in a leader That's a concept that is dead One liners, that's what we REALLY need Not recalling what's just been said Oh Arnie save us!!! You are... So strong..., so big..., SO DUMB! You are truly one of us... Our brains grown sadly numb... [comments] => 2 [counter] => 197 [topic] => 41 [informant] => Steeleyes [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 1 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => political )
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