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Luposlipaphobia
Contributed by
SeXyDrAgOn
on
Monday, 19th August 2002 @ 07:39:03 PM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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On The Phone:
"Hello I'd like an appointment with Dr. James,
I'm in need of his psychiatric advice,
Tomorrow, 10 am, yes that sounds good,
Yes thank you, that would be nice."
10 am The Next Day, with Dr. James:
"I seem to be having difficulty sleeping,
Every night I awake with a scare,"
"I see, and what do you feel's causing this?"
"Well, it's a simple recurring nightmare.
"I'm sitting down to a cup of tea,
After waxing the floors of my kitchen,
I look out the window and there are timber wolves coming,
And these wolves, just come running in!"
"Quite an interesting situation here,
But I'm going to have to know more to diagnose,
I'm afraid you'll have to tell me the rest."
"Yes Doctor, that's a good idea I suppose.
"They chase me around my kitchen table,
And my socks start to slip on the floor,
They chase me around and around again,
And around the table some more.
"I wake up with a shake and in a sweat,
Then go check all of the locks,
Doctor, I'm in my sandals here,
I've tossed every pair of socks!"
"Well, I've never heard of anything like this,"
"Doc, please tell me what to do."
"Honestly, I think your crazy,
And it's time to institutionalize you!"
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Re: Luposlipaphobia
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by Jackee_line on
Friday, 21st February 2003 @ 12:35:59 PM AEST
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| Hahahaha i like this one. Great poem with lots of imagination. |
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