Your Poetry Dot Com

Welcome to Your Poetry Dot Com - Read, Rate, Comment on, or Submit Poetry. Browse Poetry Forums, or just enjoy other parts of our poetic community.
One of the largest databases of poetry on the net, now over 198,500+ poems!

Poems On Site: 198,500+ Comments On Poems: 427,000+ Forum Posts: 105,000+

Custom Search


Welcome !	Home · FAQ · Topics · Web Links · Your Account · Submit Poetry · Top 30 · OldSite Link	02-June 14:09:46 AEST

Menu

· Our eBay Store

· Error Submit

Poetry

· Submit Poetry

· Least Read Poems

· Members Listing

· Old Site Post 2001

· Old Site Pre 2001

· Poetry Archive

· Public Domain Poetry

Stories

· Stories (NEW ! )

· Submit Story

· Story Topics

· Stories Archive

· Story Search

Community

· Our Poetry Forums

· Our Arcade
100's of Games !

Site Help

· FAQ

· Feedback

Members Areas

· Your Account

· Members Journals

· Premium Sign-Up

Premium Section

· Special Section

· Premium Poems

· Premium Submit

· Premium Search

· Premium Archive

· Premium Topics

Fun & Games

· Jokes

· Bubble Puzzle

· Cross Word Easy

· Word Hunt

Reference

· Dictionary (Rhyming)

· Site Updates

· Special Content

Search

Top

Help This Site

· Donations

Others

· Moderators

Our Other Sites

· Embroidery Design Store
· Your Jokes
· Special Urls
· JM Embroideries
· Public Domain Poetry and Stories
· Diamond Dotz
· Cooking Info and Recipes
· Quoof - Australian Story

Social

Array ( [sid] => 24840 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Dirty Cars [time] => 2003-10-11 11:03:28 [hometext] => If you've learned the secret of clean cars, let em know... [bodytext] => In Florida we have a rule
To wash your car, you are a fool,
Every time you turn around,
Pelting rain does hit the ground.

There comes a day, it's fine this time
You wash your car, get off the grime,
The sun's still bright, you take a ride,
Soon parkway sprinklers, you can't hide.

Another problem gets the cars,
You beat the sprinklers, you're from Mars,
You've won great NIL, for here's rebuttals,
Some car gets you, splashing puddles.

It's not like women, you've got a chance,
If you can learn their puzzling dance,
With cars you're always gonna lose,
Especially when you're on the booze. [comments] => 7 [counter] => 258 [topic] => 7 [informant] => norm [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

Dirty Cars

Contributed by norm on Saturday, 11th October 2003 @ 11:03:28 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

In Florida we have a rule
To wash your car, you are a fool,
Every time you turn around,
Pelting rain does hit the ground.

There comes a day, it's fine this time
You wash your car, get off the grime,
The sun's still bright, you take a ride,
Soon parkway sprinklers, you can't hide.

Another problem gets the cars,
You beat the sprinklers, you're from Mars,
You've won great NIL, for here's rebuttals,
Some car gets you, splashing puddles.

It's not like women, you've got a chance,
If you can learn their puzzling dance,
With cars you're always gonna lose,
Especially when you're on the booze.

Copyright © norm ... [ 2003-10-11 11:03:28]
(Date/Time posted on site)

Advertisments:

Previous Posted Poem | | Next Posted Poem

Sorry, comments are no longer allowed for anonymous, please register for a free membership to access this feature and more

All comments are owned by the poster. Your Poetry Dot Com is not responsible for the content of any comment.
That said, if you find an offensive comment, please contact via the FeedBack Form with details, including poem title etc.

Re: Dirty Cars (User Rating: 1 )
by TearS on Saturday, 11th October 2003 @ 11:15:24 AM AEST
(User Info | Send a Message)

Well norm, it's true and so we have to go through...

Re: Dirty Cars (User Rating: 1 )
by Jackee_line on Saturday, 11th October 2003 @ 12:21:01 PM AEST
(User Info | Send a Message)

So true, can never keep my car clean...
Good one.

Re: Dirty Cars (User Rating: 1 )
by ladyfawn on Saturday, 11th October 2003 @ 03:10:38 PM AEST
(User Info | Send a Message)

on keeping my car sparkling clean,
i would love to know the secret too!
but norm! theres kitty prints all over it!
up n' down the windows even, its true!

hugs n' love nessa

Re: Dirty Cars (User Rating: 1 )
by Ilhar on Saturday, 11th October 2003 @ 04:18:48 PM AEST
(User Info | Send a Message)

LOL up here we get slush and such
Shari

Re: Dirty Cars (User Rating: 1 )
by Saira on Saturday, 11th October 2003 @ 05:00:39 PM AEST
(User Info | Send a Message)

Interesting to know...good write!
Saira

Re: Dirty Cars (User Rating: 1 )
by RICHARD_CAMPBELL on Saturday, 11th October 2003 @ 05:26:32 PM AEST
(User Info | Send a Message)

hi norm,
this is a good write,so true and full of life.
keep up the good write.

Re: Dirty Cars (User Rating: 1 )
by Crow on Saturday, 11th October 2003 @ 09:04:16 PM AEST
(User Info | Send a Message)

happens every time! to me. Crow

While every care is taken to ensure the general sites content is family safe, our moderators cannot be in all places; all the time. Please report poetry and or comments that are in breach of our site rules HERE (Please include poem title or url). Parents also please ensure that you supervise your children well when they are on the internet; regardless of what a site says about being, or being considered, child-safe.

Poetry is much like a great photo, a single "moment in time" capturing many feelings and emotions. Yet, they are very alive; creating stirrings within the readers who form visual "pictures" of the expressed emotions within the Poem. ©

Opinions expressed in the poetry, comments, forums etc. on this site are not necessarily those of this site, its owners and/or operators; but of the individuals who post items to this site.
Frequently Asked Questions | | | Privacy Policy | | | Contact Webmaster

All submitted items are Copyright © to their submitter. All the rest Copyright © 2002-2050 by Your Poetry Dot Com

All logos and trademarks in this site are property of their respective owners.

Script Generation Time: 0.052 Seconds. - View our Site Map | .© your-poetry.com