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[sid] => 27155
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Sex After Age Fifty
[time] => 2003-11-15 10:36:12
[hometext] => Dedicated to my Swinging Sisters
[bodytext] => From some of the poetry I have read, I have calculated in my head, Some of you gals are much too frisky, And in that case, it's much too risky. The facts indicate you're much too old, For some of you, you're much too bold, When everything is said and done, There is an age to give up fun. For if you don't, I'll tell you this, Some maladies, you will not miss. You're better off just playing whist, If you've done more than being kissed. If you've had more than pat on wrist. You'll understand, you'll get the gist, If you've done more, with nothing missed. Whatever you did, I'll hereby list: Your eyes will pop, your toes will curl, Your knees will creak, like ancient girl. A pain in back, your teeth will clack, Your ears will ring, your nose will ding. Your head will reel, you'll lose your feel. Your chest will rale, your mind will sail, Or maybe fail, beyond the pale. your pitter-patter will sound like hail. It's O.K. to hold, For me to scold, If you are gonna be too bold, Is gauche, my dears, allay your fears, To love A-one.. is in arrears. I say to you, be sure to heed, At fifty plus, should be no need, Don't start to play the marching bands, Be satisfied, just holding hands. [comments] => 6 [counter] => 986 [topic] => 7 [informant] => norm [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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