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Beam Me Up Scotty
Contributed by
CrystalSilence
on
Friday, 5th December 2003 @ 12:03:28 AM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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Hey look at me I'm happy,could this be a dream
Or maybe it's because Im getting done up on Jim Beam
Just a couple of glasses,while I sit and write some words
I HAVE TO KEEP THE WRITING BIG,'CAUSE EVERYTHING IS BLURRED
(hiccup) Pardon please excuse me,how could I be so rude
Oops Oh my,I've just realised,I'm writing in the nude
Now I know I came in dressed,I remember very well
When I was shakin' off my faded blues,on my butt I fell
But I swear I put my jammies on,cute lil ones with teddy bears
Im positive,'cause jammies,I dont usually wear
But I had decided to call for pizza,some takeout for a change
And didnt want to answer the door,all nuded out and strange
Well I guess it doesnt matter,'cause its near the end of my night
And so I sit here writing,eating pizza,feeling outta sight
One more shot of bourbon and I'll be feeling fine
I really don't know how,I'm managing this rhyme
Here tonight,Im not alone,and I don't have to dream
'Cause I've got my pizza,my music,and good ol' Mr Beam
But wait a sec,I just thought,just now realised
That somewhere theres a pizza dude,who's had a huge surprise
LMAO!! This is in
NO way real!!..Just me being a lunatic *wink*
Although...I DID
have a bourbon..a small one *smiles* (hic)
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CrystalSilence
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2003-12-05 00:03:28]
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Re: Beam Me Up Scotty
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by P0rNStAr on
Friday, 5th December 2003 @ 07:35:19 AM AEST
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| lol omg i loved it!! hehe awesome |
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Re: Beam Me Up Scotty
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by Cobalt on
Friday, 5th December 2003 @ 03:17:05 PM AEST
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| CS this was funny as hell. Pretty good there mate. Love your work. |
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