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[aid] => mick
[title] => My Day At The Global Restaurant
[time] => 2002-08-28 07:39:23
[hometext] => WARNING !! WARNING!! PLEASE NOTE WELL!! This poem is not to be read by anyone easily offended or with a delicate stomach. All the brands listed are genuine and i have written this purely for a laugh, not to offend anyone
[bodytext] => Ass Glue - blood tonic from donkey parts (China), Fockink - liqueur (Netherlands), Homo Sausage - beef jerky (Japan), Krapp - toilet paper (Sweden) , Last Climax - paper tissues (Japan), Mucos - soft drink (Japan), Pipi - orangeade (Yugoslovia), Plopp - chocolate bar (Sweden), Pshitt - soft drink (France), Shitto - hot spiced pepper sauce (Ghana), Zit - lemon-lime soft drink (Greece) ...source : tnsf.ca/bloopers/files/foreign_brands.shtml
MY DAY AT THE GLOBAL RESTAURANT I started my meal with exquisite Ass Glue Enjoyed it so much I just had to have two. I was so thirsty Pipi hit the spot Then a Zit and some Pshitt, I drank up the lot. I needed to run to the loo after that Running there faster than a scalded cat. Ahhhh what a relief, i'd been in a flap I cleaned myself up with a handful of Krapp. I went to the table and sat myself down And ordered Homo-Sausage crunchy and brown. With a generous sprinkling of Shitto on top, I ate and I ate, I just couldn't stop. My sweet tooth then saw what it desired A large bar of Plopp was what I required. I washed it all down with Fockink and Mucos Which tasted as if it had come from veruca's. I suddenly started to feel very queasy My stomach was churning and turning uneasy. It gurgled and rumbled a very strange noise I leaned over the table losing all of my poise. Out rushed the Shitto the Zit and the Pshitt And the Plopp, well it plopped all over it. There were bits of Homo-Sausage and Mucos everywhere The restaurant as one looked on with a horrified stare. The waiter rushed up with his Last Climax in hand And a box full of Krapp "Clean it up I demand!" I did as he asked but i'll never return It's a Pizza Hut now, that makes my stomach churn. [comments] => 3 [counter] => 173 [topic] => 7 [informant] => outsider [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 10 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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