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Array ( [sid] => 3235 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => MY NAME IS TREBOR SNRUB [time] => 2002-09-02 19:38:32 [hometext] => [bodytext] => My name is Trebor Ragde Snrub,
And my friend is Maxwell Klinger.
He went with me to karaoke,
But my gosh he is no singer.

Why would that girl Patty,
Let old Knick give her a whack?
She hit him with her doggy’s bone.
For that she has a knack.

My auntie used to hate me but he lied.
She always licked her picking, and boy did I get fried.
But her jokes were on the funny side.
My auntie used to hate me but he lied!

The Pendulum in England, Is swinging in the dew.
A Bobbie on his bicycle is driving by it too!
The little children with the rosy red cheeks,
Live in Westminster Abbey, where Big Ben always speaks.

There were no trailers for sale or rent.
A fifty cent room, well you can just forget.
I played some pool while talking on the phone.
I also smoked some cigarettes that I had brought from home.

I got a pink slip after work,
Then ran right out of gas.
I got a case of vapors.
Boy, don’t that burn your ass?
Oops! I meant donkey!

(AKA: Trebor Ragde Snrub)
robertburns2@mac.com
Homepage.mac.com/RobertBurns2






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MY NAME IS TREBOR SNRUB

Contributed by Robert_Edgar_Burns on Monday, 2nd September 2002 @ 07:38:32 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



My name is Trebor Ragde Snrub,
And my friend is Maxwell Klinger.
He went with me to karaoke,
But my gosh he is no singer.

Why would that girl Patty,
Let old Knick give her a whack?
She hit him with her doggy’s bone.
For that she has a knack.

My auntie used to hate me but he lied.
She always licked her picking, and boy did I get fried.
But her jokes were on the funny side.
My auntie used to hate me but he lied!

The Pendulum in England, Is swinging in the dew.
A Bobbie on his bicycle is driving by it too!
The little children with the rosy red cheeks,
Live in Westminster Abbey, where Big Ben always speaks.

There were no trailers for sale or rent.
A fifty cent room, well you can just forget.
I played some pool while talking on the phone.
I also smoked some cigarettes that I had brought from home.

I got a pink slip after work,
Then ran right out of gas.
I got a case of vapors.
Boy, don’t that burn your ass?
Oops! I meant donkey!

(AKA: Trebor Ragde Snrub)
robertburns2@mac.com
Homepage.mac.com/RobertBurns2










Copyright © Robert_Edgar_Burns ... [ 2002-09-02 19:38:32]
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Re: MY NAME IS TREBOR SNRUB (User Rating: 1 )
by Mystery_Girl on Monday, 2nd September 2002 @ 09:46:28 PM AEST
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hehehehehe......Opps!! donkey for sure!!!...eheh good write u always give all of us a giggle in here....good job Rob.....take care tanya...:-)


Re: MY NAME IS TREBOR SNRUB (User Rating: 1 )
by Rose on Monday, 2nd September 2002 @ 11:01:17 PM AEST
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yep, this one made me laugh, and I already knew it was your name backwards just looking at the title. Good funny write...... liked that part of the donkey, I mean the *ss..... oooppss...... Amber Rose :)




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