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[title] => MY NAME IS TREBOR SNRUB
[time] => 2002-09-02 19:38:32
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[bodytext] => My name is Trebor Ragde Snrub,
And my friend is Maxwell Klinger. He went with me to karaoke, But my gosh he is no singer. Why would that girl Patty, Let old Knick give her a whack? She hit him with her doggy’s bone. For that she has a knack. My auntie used to hate me but he lied. She always licked her picking, and boy did I get fried. But her jokes were on the funny side. My auntie used to hate me but he lied! The Pendulum in England, Is swinging in the dew. A Bobbie on his bicycle is driving by it too! The little children with the rosy red cheeks, Live in Westminster Abbey, where Big Ben always speaks. There were no trailers for sale or rent. A fifty cent room, well you can just forget. I played some pool while talking on the phone. I also smoked some cigarettes that I had brought from home. I got a pink slip after work, Then ran right out of gas. I got a case of vapors. Boy, don’t that burn your ass? Oops! I meant donkey! (AKA: Trebor Ragde Snrub) robertburns2@mac.com Homepage.mac.com/RobertBurns2 [comments] => 2 [counter] => 191 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Robert_Edgar_Burns [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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