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[aid] => mick
[title] => They Think I Need a Shrink
[time] => 2004-01-22 23:35:40
[hometext] => I wrote this after an accident filled week in the kitchen. Hahaha...
[bodytext] => The others think I need a shrink. How I laugh aloud, Like a seagull being strangled. I am just an accident waiting to happen- 7 stiches and 53 burns later I am still standing- At least I was, Just before I electrocuted myself... Ah, yes I am a hippo on rollerskates, Stubby like your big toe My grace has been lost for sometime- I think I left it with my car keys But I don't drive Gee, can you imagine why? The terror to see Someone like me Behind the wheel, Foot lodged to the accelerator, Gum stuck to my shoe Heading towads your back bumper! And, to just imagine That I work in a kitchen, Filled with knives and flames- Not to mention the carmalized sugar That gave me third degree burns On my middle finger! They all think I need a shrink, The way I stumble along Tripping about Accidently deep-frying a body part Clumsily making my way through Like a tornado That got swept up by the house And electrocuted by the blender! So, thank God for stitches, And band-aids- Without them I'd surely bleed to death... So forget what they think, I don't need some stupid shrink. I just need a personal paramedic, And some good antiseptic!!!!! [comments] => 2 [counter] => 187 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Mouth [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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