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[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => The World is but a Stage
[time] => 2004-01-30 11:27:03
[hometext] => To renew the excitement
[bodytext] => I see you're sitting all alone, Waiting for a vacant phone, Looks like you are gonna cry, Unless you get a yummy guy. I'm married but I'll help you out, Have some beer or have some stout, My wife and I are on the fritz, She's like a cat who's picking nits. There's naught I do, she's not ayell, At little me but what the hell, She's no blossom, makes mistakes, Breaks the teeth on garden rakes. Causes dew to drown a bud, round about she slings the mud, Sterling silver ain't her shine, Caught her many time alyin' If you want a fella round, Tap my leg and see it's sound, Let's depart this crumby bar We'll ride about in my red car. If you feel a little gay, Seems I like my gals that way, I'm not here to give a test, Do the thing that you do best. You know, the funny thing is, dear, You look quite good when you are near, You look a lot like my sweet mate, Mistake, for me to make, I'd hate. HoHo, HaHa, if I ain't dumb, You are my wife, well, strike me numb, Let's go home and we'll not stray, We'll play this game again, some day. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 152 [topic] => 55 [informant] => norm [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => dedicatedpoems )
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