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[title] => The Snaps
[time] => 2004-02-03 17:12:25
[hometext] => I'll leave names out of this, but someone just insulted my mom in a private message. This poem is to return the favor. You know who you are.
[bodytext] => So you wanna play the snaps, Then alright, let’s play Let me first start off By calling your mother gay Let not forget that your mother is fat Gotta mention those thunder -thighs She’s so fat that people I know Run around her for exercise! She’s so ugly that you can’t tell If she’s a boy or a girl She so fat she floated in the ocean once And Spain claimed her for the new world She’s so broke she can’t pay attention Even with nickels and dimes The chick is so dumb she has to put lipstick on her head Just to make up her mind! I don’t mean to call your mama a **** I know that is really low But she’s like a pack of bubble gum Five cents gets a blow! I can do this all day Giving the snaps a go But for now lets get off moms Because I just got off yours. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 170 [topic] => 38 [informant] => DJ_The_Young_Grasshopper [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 9 [ratings] => 4 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => Tributes )
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