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[aid] => mick
[title] => MINCEMEAT BARS
[time] => 2004-02-12 11:10:56
[hometext] => Would you like to feel all warm and happy inside.....perhaps fly a little or even glide.....have a Mincemeat Bar!
[bodytext] =>  It's been over 40 years or more My Mother's recipe I adore. I've been making them ever since. Special like brownies, give you sprints! Lots of Rum and Brandy, that's booze Trouble sleeping? They help you snooze. Your party is boring, you're in tears? Bring out the bars...and everyone cheers! Serve a batch with your next garage sale. Pocket books open, nothing left for resale. Bring a batch to the teacher's PTA Wonderful, darling children, no pay? They are so mincious, meatcious good! Takes just two for me, I'm back in childhood! Pass them out at the old folks home... Known as the "No Wheelchair Syndrome!" Raining outside, snow's too deep? Cabin fever, kids fightin' a heap? Bring on the "Mincemeat Bars" treat The peace, the solitude, sound to sleep! Course you know I'm the baker, always I regulate the booze, I appraise. If things are extremely chaotic...... A swig or two, I'm abolutely spastic! When Mom's on the Rum, joy never ends. Recall tremendously funny weekends! For 35 years, those "Mincemeat Bar Beauties" Surely have squelched all of my worries! I'd love to say I give the recipe free...... Booze is very expensive you see....... I'll have to charge some small fee....... I need money to buy more Rum and Brandy! Created by Cheri Cami LeBren February 2004 "Winter is the best time for "Mincemeat Bars"...... they certainly do come in handy!" *smile* & giggles too!* email me, and I'll give you the recipe free.... honest to goodness! csz1914@msn.com [comments] => 7 [counter] => 283 [topic] => 7 [informant] => lovingcritters [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 9 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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