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[sid] => 3519
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Tic-Tac
[time] => 2002-09-08 06:41:27
[hometext] => Written about someone with REALLY bad breath, LOL
[bodytext] => Did you ever have someone
blow their breath in your face? With breath so bad you could probably smell if from outer space? I'm not trying to be rude, Not even mean... Have a tic-tac, Have an altoid... Drink some LISTERINE!! Walking around huffing and puffin, Don't they smell their own breath?? Practically knocking people out with that putrid smell of death. How can they not smell it? It's right under their nose. It doesn't smell very nice, They should keep their mouth closed. To rid that awful stench Everyone offers them a mint, Don't they smell it too? Don't they get the hint? I know this is not very nice but neither is that smell... please do something about it before you make someone ill. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 282 [topic] => 7 [informant] => poetess730 [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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