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[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => I LOVE MY WRINKLES
[time] => 2004-02-19 05:47:38
[hometext] => The more wrinkles, the more character I always say.
[bodytext] => I have wrinkles on my face, I have wrinkles
in my ear.
I have wrinkles under my eyes, and I have
wrinkles on my rear!
Before I started writing this, I was thinking......
where do I not have wrinkles....anywhere?
The skin on my teeth is wrinkled...I swear,
wrinkled also, is my hair!
Do I sit around in despair? Oh My No,
I love my wrinkles!
With lots of wrinkles you can hug better,
It's called cuddles.
Whomever you cuddle with....just slide
into the small crevices.
Easier to hang on to them...in the clutches!
I love my wrinkled hugs.....very muchous!
I've known people to laugh at me for
my distorted bags.
There are drawbacks, though, I must confess.
With such loose skin, if you fall down,
you can smother in the excess!!!
I must be careful when I turn over in bed also.
Turning very slowly, so all can catch up,
or be knocked out by the overflow!
Things become very taxing indeed,
when potty I have to go!
Stretching out all the wrinkles, so it
doesn't hit me down below!
And eating can be quite a trial for me,
I'll try to explain.
I have wrinkles on my lips, one slip as I
bite down.....excruciating pain!
I'm loved a lot in spite of my many
afflictions though.
They love to hug me, and feel my
wrinkled poncho!
I'm especially popular with small
sleepy children.
They love all my comfy folds, and use
them for a cushion.
Would you like to see my picture?
It's free, no creases, nor wrinkled be!
I'll be the most wrinkled little creature
you'll ever see!
But try to over look that and still love me!
Created by
Cheri Cam LeBren
February 2004
*Wrinkled smiles to you*
"Wrinkles merely indicate
where smiles have been!
Mark Twain
[comments] => 8
[counter] => 164
[topic] => 7
[informant] => lovingcritters
[notes] =>
[ihome] => 0
[alanguage] => english
[acomm] => 0
[haspoll] => 0
[pollID] => 0
[score] => 15
[ratings] => 3
[editpoem] => 1
[associated] =>
[topicname] => HumorPoetry
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I LOVE MY WRINKLES
Contributed by
lovingcritters
on
Thursday, 19th February 2004 @ 05:47:38 AM in AEST
Topic:
HumorPoetry
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I have wrinkles on my face, I have wrinkles
in my ear.
I have wrinkles under my eyes, and I have
wrinkles on my rear!
Before I started writing this, I was thinking......
where do I not have wrinkles....anywhere?
The skin on my teeth is wrinkled...I swear,
wrinkled also, is my hair!
Do I sit around in despair? Oh My No,
I love my wrinkles!
With lots of wrinkles you can hug better,
It's called cuddles.
Whomever you cuddle with....just slide
into the small crevices.
Easier to hang on to them...in the clutches!
I love my wrinkled hugs.....very muchous!
I've known people to laugh at me for
my distorted bags.
There are drawbacks, though, I must confess.
With such loose skin, if you fall down,
you can smother in the excess!!!
I must be careful when I turn over in bed also.
Turning very slowly, so all can catch up,
or be knocked out by the overflow!
Things become very taxing indeed,
when potty I have to go!
Stretching out all the wrinkles, so it
doesn't hit me down below!
And eating can be quite a trial for me,
I'll try to explain.
I have wrinkles on my lips, one slip as I
bite down.....excruciating pain!
I'm loved a lot in spite of my many
afflictions though.
They love to hug me, and feel my
wrinkled poncho!
I'm especially popular with small
sleepy children.
They love all my comfy folds, and use
them for a cushion.
Would you like to see my picture?
It's free, no creases, nor wrinkled be!
I'll be the most wrinkled little creature
you'll ever see!
But try to over look that and still love me!
Created by
Cheri Cam LeBren
February 2004
*Wrinkled smiles to you*
"Wrinkles merely indicate
where smiles have been!
Mark Twain
Copyright ©
lovingcritters
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Re: I LOVE MY WRINKLES
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by Stitch on
Thursday, 19th February 2004 @ 10:04:46 AM AEST
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Love the poem! Love the photo! Maybe I could even learn to love my own wrinkles. Your work ALWAYS makes me smile! Love your attitude!
Stitch |
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Re: I LOVE MY WRINKLES
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by Kie on
Thursday, 19th February 2004 @ 10:52:06 AM AEST
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You gave me the giggles! What a wonderful way to start a morning.!! *Shouts hurray*
Is that a pic of a shar-pei? (sp?)
Wonderful poem ConSue... Kie |
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Re: I LOVE MY WRINKLES
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by LOWMAN613 on
Thursday, 19th February 2004 @ 11:03:28 AM AEST
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LOL This was so funny I loved the picture too!
Great write thanks for the laugh! Christina |
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Re: I LOVE MY WRINKLES
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by Baronhawk on
Thursday, 19th February 2004 @ 12:08:35 PM AEST
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| Always unexpected original and exuberant. Qualities in your writings that I admire and have taken a partial liking to. I really was grossed out by the initial description thinking it was of you personally. Apologies in advance. Any how...ha ha ha ha nice one.... I really do appreciate your jaunty take on life.... |
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Re: I LOVE MY WRINKLES
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by a_bear on
Thursday, 19th February 2004 @ 12:22:54 PM AEST
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| you got me! until I saw the photo, I thought the poem was talking about a human, lol...loved the poem. I was thinking about my own face..a roadmap to somewhere, and trying to find ear rings to cover the wrinkles on my ear lobes....LOL..thanks for the Mark Twain quote...vote you a 10 if I could...I know, I'll vote twice!!!!! |
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Re: I LOVE MY WRINKLES
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by ladyfawn on
Thursday, 19th February 2004 @ 02:17:48 PM AEST
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| !!!!!!!!!!!adorable!!!!!!!!!!! i always know where to come for a new slant on life, a smile, and warm meaningful poetry from a life loving, animal loving, kid loving very beautiful special lady; whoever has more wrinkles, you or the pooch, id give you both a bunch of big warm hugs!! thank you for being here and being my friend too, means more to me than you may ever know, hugs, woofies and big wrinkly love, nessa x |
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Re: I LOVE MY WRINKLES
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by Former_Member on
Thursday, 19th February 2004 @ 04:20:34 PM AEST
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I absolutely adore this poem and that picture is fantastic, so sweet and huggable. What I love most is your outlook on life. I feel very much the same way and not that I love my wrinkles, but I accept them as part of life. I know I am happier in my own skin since I started getting wrinkles. Maybe it loosens you up some?
Love n hugs,
Rita |
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Re: I LOVE MY WRINKLES
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by emystar on
Monday, 23rd February 2004 @ 01:12:21 AM AEST
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Wow now that's a cool picture.
Luv the poem too.
U had me going too. I jus didn't understand how u had wrinkles so deep.
Great job, great write.
luv, huggs,
emy |
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