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[aid] => mick
[title] => Only a Woman...
[time] => 2004-03-03 15:26:21
[hometext] => That's right...no man would do it
[bodytext] => I got me hired as a tech to answer questions by the peck For folks whose ken is less than mine On a phone assembly line. I got a call a month ago, I remember, it was very slow, A lady just had opened four cartons from a leading store. She said she carefully unpacked computer parts and then in fact, Plugged the line into the wall, Turned ON the switch and that was all. Then she took the ball-like treadle using it just like a pedal, pushed it til her leg did cramp And got no signal from the lamp. Madam, Madam, please sit down, I will give you cause to frown, The treadle that you did espouse Is nothing but a working mouse. The scream I heard was sure absurd, I failed to insert one wee word, From her lawyer, we would hear, About how we were so insincere. We sold a carton and put inside A rodent which she'd not abide, The competition would not dare, To put a mouse in their hardware. I laughed and laughed and had my fun, I told this lady one by one, the reasons 'comp' should be encased and returned to store real quick, poste haste Well, so it was and so it be, And that is why I come to thee, If you will give me one small lead, I'll back to work, indeed, indeed. [comments] => 5 [counter] => 172 [topic] => 7 [informant] => norm [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 3 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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