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[title] => -Prince Zucchini Snaps And The Coconut Wars-
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[bodytext] => Uneducated siamease twins wore suspenders while sitting in poop soup happily Taxi drivers are economically right according to their blueberry muffins -------------------- I love monkeys, they love me too. That's because we both smell like poo. I love to see monkeys get in fights. I also enjoy staring at bald guys in tights. I love to see monkey's having sex. Sometimes I curse at them and say, 'Hey, I’m next!' I laugh when I see monkeys crawl through their play tubes! "Hey, look at that girl monkey, she has drippy boobs!" --------------------- Skinny Benny had a motorized fish that tried to platypus bite me Twenty midgets on stilts charged me six unusual plunger fees I’m allergic to poodle heights Carnies are cramping the inside out turtle atmosphere I smash Ladybugs for sport Eskimos made me a macaroni pasta fort Lets have our annual Nude Tea Party I don’t eat cheap upholstery, it makes me farty Price zucchini snaps signed a peace treaty to end the coconut wars Lets go to the moon instantaneously, ill give you rat sandwiches Time Traveling wax museums are now offering disproportional butts It will drive microwaves and hotdog stands absolutely nuts But seriously, five-inch tall men will skip to gumball machine music next week Thank you for taking the time you read OUR poetry. Now please take the time to leave a comment. Please read our other poetry which can be found at the link http://www.your-poetry.com/modules.php?name=Your_Account&op=userinfo&username=abnormal Please leave comments for those poems too. [comments] => 5 [counter] => 203 [topic] => 7 [informant] => abnormal [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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