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Array ( [sid] => 39029 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Leaping Leprechaun [time] => 2004-03-17 12:11:51 [hometext] => WARNING: Contains adult humor. [bodytext] => Leaping through the clovers
on his merry way,
the leprechaun is happy
on this St. Patrick's Day.

He tripped o'er a pebble
on landed on his face,
he lost his po' o' gold,
it spilled all o'er the place.

He got up off the ground
put his hands on his hips,
his pipe fell ou' o' his mouth
he had a pout upon his lips.

"I lost me po' o' gold
all o'er the place,
because o' the damn pebble
me landed on me face."

He bent o'er to
pick up his riches,
his pants fell down,
out came the stitches.

"Ta ta te, ta ta ti,
now me is ****** off,
me a*se is a showin'
me temper is aloft."

"Me ain't very happy
I lost me po' o' gold,
me pipe fell on the ground,
me feelin' o so old."

"Bending o'er is hard
on me back,
me is goin' ta pull up me pants,
so me can hide me crack."

Copyright Cynthia Jones
Mar.17/2004 [comments] => 9 [counter] => 268 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Cynthia [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 10 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

Leaping Leprechaun

Contributed by Cynthia on Wednesday, 17th March 2004 @ 12:11:51 PM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

Leaping through the clovers
on his merry way,
the leprechaun is happy
on this St. Patrick's Day.

He tripped o'er a pebble
on landed on his face,
he lost his po' o' gold,
it spilled all o'er the place.

He got up off the ground
put his hands on his hips,
his pipe fell ou' o' his mouth
he had a pout upon his lips.

"I lost me po' o' gold
all o'er the place,
because o' the damn pebble
me landed on me face."

He bent o'er to
pick up his riches,
his pants fell down,
out came the stitches.

"Ta ta te, ta ta ti,
now me is ****** off,
me a*se is a showin'
me temper is aloft."

"Me ain't very happy
I lost me po' o' gold,
me pipe fell on the ground,
me feelin' o so old."

"Bending o'er is hard
on me back,
me is goin' ta pull up me pants,
so me can hide me crack."

Copyright Cynthia Jones
Mar.17/2004

Copyright © Cynthia ... [ 2004-03-17 12:11:51]
(Date/Time posted on site)

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Re: Leaping Leprechaun (User Rating: 1 )
by Kie on Wednesday, 17th March 2004 @ 12:32:44 PM AEST
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Rolling with giggles here. This was so cute. Kie

Re: Leaping Leprechaun (User Rating: 1 )
by AliB on Wednesday, 17th March 2004 @ 12:48:12 PM AEST
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'Tis a grand poem, so it is, had me laughin all o'er the place lol.
Good one, it's my dad's birthday today and yes his name is Patrick so it's hard to forget March 17th, I wouldn't dare lol.

Ali xx

Re: Leaping Leprechaun (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Wednesday, 17th March 2004 @ 01:31:56 PM AEST
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Share some cheer and drink green beer. St. Patty's smilin down on ye!!!!!!!!!! This is just adorable. Happy St. Patrick's Day.

Rita

Re: Leaping Leprechaun (User Rating: 1 )
by Dan666 on Wednesday, 17th March 2004 @ 02:57:25 PM AEST
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i thought that was well funny and iliked the ending that was a good poem

Re: Leaping Leprechaun (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Wednesday, 17th March 2004 @ 03:34:14 PM AEST
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A YPDC comedy classic! humour at it's best
excellent

wildejohnny

Re: Leaping Leprechaun (User Rating: 1 )
by Jenni_Kalicharan on Wednesday, 17th March 2004 @ 04:06:08 PM AEST
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LMAO.....enjoyed this very much, Cynthia..... it's haliarious....
Jenni

Re: Leaping Leprechaun (User Rating: 1 )
by lovingcritters on Wednesday, 17th March 2004 @ 09:32:16 PM AEST
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Oh Cynthia......this is so cute and clever!
I just laughed and laughed.....really enjoyed it. Thank you so much for sharing this with us. Adorable
love you
consue

Re: Leaping Leprechaun (User Rating: 1 )
by loveisendless on Monday, 22nd March 2004 @ 03:29:38 AM AEST
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THAT WAS CUTE & FUNNY! WHAT A SPLENDID MIND YOU HAVE ME DEAR!!
LOL-DAN!!!

Re: Leaping Leprechaun (User Rating: 1 )
by Dawny on Friday, 2nd April 2004 @ 11:26:46 AM AEST
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LMAO

Excellent poem, made me chuckle

Love Dawny x

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