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Array ( [sid] => 39443 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => AA [time] => 2004-03-20 05:40:27 [hometext] => kinda a funny look at AA and a person who thinks he doesn't really have a problem [bodytext] => hello
my name is..............
and i have a drinkin' problem
well
i really don't
but
the court is makin' me
come here
and they say
i have to say this
just so i can complete this course
but
i don't
(pause)
yeah
i like to go out on the weekends
to the bar with friends
and throw back a couple beers
or when i'm watchin' tv
or as a quick pick me up
in the morning
or as an aphrodisiac
it just makes ugly men
cute
and cute men
hottt
and so on
and so on
and yeah
before
every family occasion
i go to the bar
on the way
and drink a pitcher
or two
if you only knew my family
you would to
its the only thing
that keeps me sane
around them
for god sakes
i got eight sisters
and two brothers
thirteen neices and nephews
and then on top of that
spouses, boyfriends and girlfriends
oh
and then just family friends
and mom
and dad
its a varitable madhouse
(pause)
you know
its lucky
i'm not in some mental institution
in a straight jacket
gettin' electro shock therapy
or some ***** like that
(pause)
and when they're around
there just isn't no happy place
nope
all the happiness is suck'd out
and tainted
wit what did you do to your hair
when are we goin' to meet your boyfriend
what about work
when are you goin' to have a serious relationship
they just strangle me
wit their question
i just want to
(pause)
take the closet
sharp object
and kill myself
but instead
i run out
and go to a bar
and a drink a few pitcher
and go back drunk
its so much
more fun
when you're drunk
everybody
is just so much easier
to get along wit
(pause)
so
i drink around my family
my family
makes me drink
who's doesn't
and its not just family
its work
my boss
is a retarded
***** head moron
who doesn't know his abc's
or how to count past three
but
hes got degree
so obviously
he knows what hes doin
unlike me
whos been workin'
at this ***** ant
dead end job
for like ever and a day
way long before he came
so
after work
of course
i go out to happy hour
and put a few back
so
(pause)
and then my love life
its an endless
rollercoasters
of F*** Buddies
and friends wit benifits
and men
with nothing but trust
and jealousy issues
who want to control me
and then cheat on me
and make me feel like *****
so
you know that gets me down
and i have to drink a few
but
(pause)
but
i don't have a problem
its the courts
they caught me
one nite
after i left the bar
to go home
i was drivin'
perfectly
down the road
and the road turned
but i went forward
i thought i was home
so
i was goin' to pull
into the driveway
well
it wasn't home
and i hit a tree
and they hauled me
to jail
and i went to court
and now i'm here
(pause)
(takes breath)
but
i really don't have a problem
yeah
i really don't
(pause)
my name is...........
and i don't have a problem
but
i got to say i do
so
i'm ............
and i have a drinkin' problem
but
i don't
ok
just let me make it clear
i really don't
i just
got to say that
but
i don't [comments] => 1 [counter] => 335 [topic] => 66 [informant] => ml03 [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => drugabuse )
AA

Contributed by ml03 on Saturday, 20th March 2004 @ 05:40:27 AM in AEST
Topic: drugabuse



hello
my name is..............
and i have a drinkin' problem
well
i really don't
but
the court is makin' me
come here
and they say
i have to say this
just so i can complete this course
but
i don't
(pause)
yeah
i like to go out on the weekends
to the bar with friends
and throw back a couple beers
or when i'm watchin' tv
or as a quick pick me up
in the morning
or as an aphrodisiac
it just makes ugly men
cute
and cute men
hottt
and so on
and so on
and yeah
before
every family occasion
i go to the bar
on the way
and drink a pitcher
or two
if you only knew my family
you would to
its the only thing
that keeps me sane
around them
for god sakes
i got eight sisters
and two brothers
thirteen neices and nephews
and then on top of that
spouses, boyfriends and girlfriends
oh
and then just family friends
and mom
and dad
its a varitable madhouse
(pause)
you know
its lucky
i'm not in some mental institution
in a straight jacket
gettin' electro shock therapy
or some ***** like that
(pause)
and when they're around
there just isn't no happy place
nope
all the happiness is suck'd out
and tainted
wit what did you do to your hair
when are we goin' to meet your boyfriend
what about work
when are you goin' to have a serious relationship
they just strangle me
wit their question
i just want to
(pause)
take the closet
sharp object
and kill myself
but instead
i run out
and go to a bar
and a drink a few pitcher
and go back drunk
its so much
more fun
when you're drunk
everybody
is just so much easier
to get along wit
(pause)
so
i drink around my family
my family
makes me drink
who's doesn't
and its not just family
its work
my boss
is a retarded
***** head moron
who doesn't know his abc's
or how to count past three
but
hes got degree
so obviously
he knows what hes doin
unlike me
whos been workin'
at this ***** ant
dead end job
for like ever and a day
way long before he came
so
after work
of course
i go out to happy hour
and put a few back
so
(pause)
and then my love life
its an endless
rollercoasters
of F*** Buddies
and friends wit benifits
and men
with nothing but trust
and jealousy issues
who want to control me
and then cheat on me
and make me feel like *****
so
you know that gets me down
and i have to drink a few
but
(pause)
but
i don't have a problem
its the courts
they caught me
one nite
after i left the bar
to go home
i was drivin'
perfectly
down the road
and the road turned
but i went forward
i thought i was home
so
i was goin' to pull
into the driveway
well
it wasn't home
and i hit a tree
and they hauled me
to jail
and i went to court
and now i'm here
(pause)
(takes breath)
but
i really don't have a problem
yeah
i really don't
(pause)
my name is...........
and i don't have a problem
but
i got to say i do
so
i'm ............
and i have a drinkin' problem
but
i don't
ok
just let me make it clear
i really don't
i just
got to say that
but
i don't




Copyright © ml03 ... [ 2004-03-20 05:40:27]
(Date/Time posted on site)





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