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Array ( [sid] => 39449 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => I Would Help IF I Could [time] => 2004-03-20 09:10:45 [hometext] => She watches me too closely [bodytext] => If your mind is dark and muddy,
Now's the time you need a buddy,
I would surely volunteer,
But my wife said, "You stay clear!"

If you're weak and need infusion,
I'd disspell a gray confusion,
I would surely help you out,
But my wife said, "No, You lout!"

If your pulse is slowly ticking,
I would help you stop your kicking,
I would give you my pink horse,
But my wife said, "It's divorce!"

If you need a wake up kiss,
I would surely help in this,
Rub your belly like a cat,
But my wife said, "None of that!"

You can see I have a limit,
Out the lights or even dim it,
She'd be on me like a tarp,
I must be careful or the harp.

Thanks a lot for invitation,
My wife soon starts vacation,
What I hate to tell you most,
She chains me to a post. [comments] => 3 [counter] => 229 [topic] => 7 [informant] => norm [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

I Would Help IF I Could

Contributed by norm on Saturday, 20th March 2004 @ 09:10:45 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

If your mind is dark and muddy,
Now's the time you need a buddy,
I would surely volunteer,
But my wife said, "You stay clear!"

If you're weak and need infusion,
I'd disspell a gray confusion,
I would surely help you out,
But my wife said, "No, You lout!"

If your pulse is slowly ticking,
I would help you stop your kicking,
I would give you my pink horse,
But my wife said, "It's divorce!"

If you need a wake up kiss,
I would surely help in this,
Rub your belly like a cat,
But my wife said, "None of that!"

You can see I have a limit,
Out the lights or even dim it,
She'd be on me like a tarp,
I must be careful or the harp.

Thanks a lot for invitation,
My wife soon starts vacation,
What I hate to tell you most,
She chains me to a post.

Copyright © norm ... [ 2004-03-20 09:10:45]
(Date/Time posted on site)

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Re: I Would Help IF I Could (User Rating: 1 )
by lovingcritters on Saturday, 20th March 2004 @ 05:15:32 PM AEST
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I can certainly see why Norm......well, I never
going around and offering your gifts not for sale.
Is it any wonder that Pearl keeps an eye on you day and night........
She knows what you are up to,,,,,,and it ain't right. You get no sympathy from me
Really funny write........TEEHEE
LOVED IT NORM
Consue

Re: I Would Help IF I Could (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Saturday, 20th March 2004 @ 06:37:59 PM AEST
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she only does it 'cause she loves you!
a very funny write.

wildejohnny.

Re: I Would Help IF I Could (User Rating: 1 )
by Stitch on Wednesday, 24th March 2004 @ 06:42:41 PM AEST
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I'm trying to catch up
since I've been away
Norm, I think you've
lost your mind,
and that's all I've got
to say.
Stitch

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