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Array ( [sid] => 42729 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Cknchnqe'd [time] => 2004-04-11 10:09:31 [hometext] => One Day in the Life of Cheesey Bee, Not entirely of corse, ITS A HORSE! [bodytext] => Dog food store!
CAPS LOCK
Chechnya is no frog!

Chellium forte cos monestratum!

***** MY ***** MOTHER ***** ***** UP BRAINS!

Youre appealing, lets never split!

"mind corrupted"

PIECE OF *****!

Some how this is poem (a)

The sheep! ITS IN MY SLEEP!!!!!!!!!

Go to hell!, you stupid clock!

2-BIT bar on'h edge a' town!

For the colony of the Cormorant

And the Lie of Steve McQueen

Mr Segal loves his native Americans
Cos TEN pluS TeN is TEnTen

THE YORSHIRE POST COMES ONCE A NIGHT!

Evil mutant killer robots stalk the earth!

AND WHEN WILL THE SOVIETS LOOSE THE COLD WAR!

For a million reasons, why not to shop at morrisons

Jimmy Carter, your a canandor!

IM A LOSER BABY, so why don't you kill me

Its all very sensible, to those who demand madness

ITS IN MY SHOE!"

12" MEANS NOTHING

I just dont want to ***** you 3 times to get it!

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hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
all dwarves are your friend, you just cant see the wedge shaped telephone! it was always there, but you was in france!
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
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hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
CANANDOR CANANDOR CANANDOR CANANDOR
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
BRUCE LEE'S Pyjama's are coloured the same colour of a vox!

8 lives for a cat is too little, as the Hat was nothing more than a door

LIFE IS FOR THE LIVING

death is for the dead, quite simple really

So now you know, dont complain

IM SHOOTING A BOX CONTAINING DAVID BLANE!

that is what i watch on TV, my only access to life

I WISH'D !!!!!!!!!!
and it never endeD.





once again, your mind as been broken down by my twisted designs!

Nethine Nethine! [comments] => 2 [counter] => 169 [topic] => 7 [informant] => 01_zanzebar [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 3 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
Cknchnqe'd

Contributed by 01_zanzebar on Sunday, 11th April 2004 @ 10:09:31 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



Dog food store!
CAPS LOCK
Chechnya is no frog!

Chellium forte cos monestratum!

***** MY ***** MOTHER ***** ***** UP BRAINS!

Youre appealing, lets never split!

"mind corrupted"

PIECE OF *****!

Some how this is poem (a)

The sheep! ITS IN MY SLEEP!!!!!!!!!

Go to hell!, you stupid clock!

2-BIT bar on'h edge a' town!

For the colony of the Cormorant

And the Lie of Steve McQueen

Mr Segal loves his native Americans
Cos TEN pluS TeN is TEnTen

THE YORSHIRE POST COMES ONCE A NIGHT!

Evil mutant killer robots stalk the earth!

AND WHEN WILL THE SOVIETS LOOSE THE COLD WAR!

For a million reasons, why not to shop at morrisons

Jimmy Carter, your a canandor!

IM A LOSER BABY, so why don't you kill me

Its all very sensible, to those who demand madness

ITS IN MY SHOE!"

12" MEANS NOTHING

I just dont want to ***** you 3 times to get it!

hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
all dwarves are your friend, you just cant see the wedge shaped telephone! it was always there, but you was in france!
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
CANANDOR CANANDOR CANANDOR CANANDOR
hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee
BRUCE LEE'S Pyjama's are coloured the same colour of a vox!

8 lives for a cat is too little, as the Hat was nothing more than a door

LIFE IS FOR THE LIVING

death is for the dead, quite simple really

So now you know, dont complain

IM SHOOTING A BOX CONTAINING DAVID BLANE!

that is what i watch on TV, my only access to life

I WISH'D !!!!!!!!!!
and it never endeD.





once again, your mind as been broken down by my twisted designs!

Nethine Nethine!




Copyright © 01_zanzebar ... [ 2004-04-11 10:09:31]
(Date/Time posted on site)





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Re: Cknchnqe'd (User Rating: 1 )
by 01_zanzebar on Sunday, 11th April 2004 @ 10:17:43 AM AEST
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If you wanted to know, It also took 3 days to think and get the name just right for this poem.

and only 5 munits to write it.
Madness


Re: Cknchnqe'd (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Sunday, 11th April 2004 @ 11:41:39 AM AEST
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wow! mad stuff what will you come up with next?

wildejohnny.




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