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[sid] => 4638
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Sick Today
[time] => 2002-10-05 11:00:00
[hometext] => I know that we've all felt like this before!
[bodytext] => I don't have time to be sick today,
I'm sorry, dear doctor, but you are insane. I know I sound nasal, And I know I can't breathe, But being sick wasn't penciled in, You must have misdiagnosed me. I need an instant cure Just give me a shot, I have stuff to do, I have to work, Don't tell me I have a fever, I know I'm hot, And no I am not crazy, You're the one who is insane, I don't have time to be sick, It wasn't penciled in for today! [comments] => 2 [counter] => 205 [topic] => 7 [informant] => ginsdance [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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